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  1. Of autopsies and emotional constipation by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    19 Jan 2015

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    Thorin is a homicide detective who does not like changes. Like the new ME, for instance, who is far too adorable to be dissecting dead people and humming while doing so.

    With Gandalf Gremaine as their Captain though, change is inevitable and so Thorin grudgingly accepts Bilba Baggins expertise.

    But the humming has to stop.

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