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"Fang! Faaaang!" Jagged called for his crocodile many times as he couldn't find him when he woke up in the morning.
"Penny!" He said as he saw her enter the room."Glad you're here.I need some help. I lost fang."
This received a frown from Penny. "Again?"
"You've got to be kidding me. It's the third time this week." she scolded him. After all Fang was a crocodile. He could scare people. Hell or even eat them. Then again he acts more like a kitten than crocodile so he wouldn't eat people.
"Oh pleaseeee Penny. Just this once." the rock star said making the doll eyes.
"You know I can't stand those. Ugh.... Fiiiiine. But make it quick."
"Thank you!Let's go!"
On the other hand Lila was walking out of the elevator with Alya. They went to see XY so maybe Alya could get an interview
"Shoot." Alya said turning off her phone, turning to Lila. "Why did they thew us out? Didn't you say you were basically family?"
Lila looked slightly panicked but an idea came to her "W-well I know that Marinette has worked with them so maybe she told them the same stuff she told you about me?"
"Maybe..." Alya hummed in response.
All of a sudden noise came from behind them, startling Lila causing her to drop her bag.
Yup! It was fang. He came closer and chewed on Lila's bag!
She bursts into tears. ( between you and me. Fake tho. But Alya doesn't know. It's our secret, For now :D)
"Oh noooooo that was the bag that Adrien bought me." Lila cried dramatically holding the shreds of the bag.
Alya raised a borrow. "But didn't you say it was from Jagged Stone as a thank you gift for inspiration?"
"fuck." Muttered Lila.
"Hmm?"
"Uhhh... The d-docks... yeah I got the bag from Adrien near the docks" Phew that was close.
But what they weren't expecting was for Jagged Stone to come shouting for the said crocodile behind them.
"Faaaang. Daddy's little Fang. Where did you run off to? You had me worried." Jagged ran over to Fang and hugged him.
Then all of a sudden Fang have Lila a look and turned back to Jagged.
"Do I know you?"
"Of course you do. This is Lila Rossi who saved your cat and you wrote a song about her."
Ugh. Did the blogger bitch really had to talk write now?
"Oh? That's not very rock n'roll of ya kiddo."
As if on cue Penny came running to them panting as she reached them.
"Never.... Dare you.... Lose... That.... Crocodile AGAIN!" penny shouted the Las part trying to catch her breath.
"O-of course. Of course"
"And miss Rossi? You're being sued by Jagged Stone. See you in court."
Oh dear. Lila was in deep shit.