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Damian and Marinette were drawing, lying on the carpet while their brothers were watching a football game on TV. "Hmph, It's hard to concentrate on anything with this noise in the background." Damian huffed.
"FUCK YEAH!" Jason shouted, pumping his fist. "Take that, Metropolis!"
"Yeah, but I don't mind it." Marinette said. "It's kinda soothing in a way."
"Whatever you say, Angel."
Suddenly, the door opened and Selina walked in carrying a pet cage, Adrien dragging his heels along behind her. "Hello, boys. Hello, Mari." She smiled and waved at the three vigilantes on the couch. The cat burglar then walked over and crouched down between Marinette and Damian. "Whatcha drawing?"
"Father! Kyle has arrived with Agreste!" Damian called out, not even bothering to look at Selina, focusing on his drawing.
"You mean Adrien Kyle, sweetie." Selina corrected.
"Preposterous! You cannot adopt someone's child!" Damian huffed, frowning at Selina. "It cannot be done!"
"This cat just did~" Selina sang out.
"Um, I think my father might be looking for me..." Adrien nervously tittered.
"Adrien, honey, come here." Selina motioned him towards her. "Listen, does your father really love you? I mean, made any time to spend with you? Honey, anyone who ignores his son doesn't deserve to be called a dad." She wrapped an arm around him. "After all, I did you a favor by rescuing you from him."
"I-I'm not ungrateful for you treating me like your son or anything, but-"
Selina put a finger to his lips and ruffled his blonde hair. "Sweetie, you deserve better than him. You deserve the world."
"I think I'm going to be sick." Damian huffed, grimacing.
"Dami!" Marinette huffed at him, frowning.
"Well, then, I guess you don't want to play with Isis." Selina pouted, then smirked as she looked at his reaction.
Damian's head rose up. "Where is she?" He demanded, eyes narrowed. Selina got up and walked over to the cage, opening the door and letting Isis run out, straight towards Marinette. "Aww, hi there, cutie~!" She cooed, letting the cat nuzzle against her. "I see you've been putting on pounds lately~"
"Blame Adrien for that one. He wouldn't stop spoiling her." Selina rolled her eyes.
"Hey, she kept nagging me for those treats!" The blonde pointedly groaned. Damian snorted. "You should've been more strict with her. It is not healthy to make a cat obese."
"Gee, thanks, Dr. Doolittle." Adrien sniffed.
"I see you have picked up Kyle's sense of humor." The current Robin sniffed.
"Boys," Selina frowned. "Be nice."
Marinette sighed. She wondered if Damian had forgotten about her conversation last night. At least she hoped she did. God, that was embarrassing. She then looked back at him, Isis content in his arms as he petted her.
"Selina," Bruce entered the room, with a frown. "Why did you bring Adrien here?" He fought the urge to pinch his nose.
"What, I can't bring my kid over for a visit?" Catwoman huffed. "I just wanted him to meet your kids!"
"For the last time, Selina, you cannot adopt someone's child if their parent is still alive." Bruce sighed.
"So says the man that wanted to adopt Mari from her dad." The dark-haired woman raised her eyebrow. "You do know that's like the pot calling the kettle black, right? Besides, Gabriel didn't want to pay any attention to his child, anyway."
"Hal Jordan is hardly father material. I'm just doing my duty as a godfather." Bruce shook his head. "She deserves to be raised in a better environment than the one she's in."
"FUCKING ASSHOLES!" Jason roared at the TV, glaring at the screen. "HE HAD THE BALL RIGHT TO THE GOAL AND THAT SHITHEAD JUST STOLE IT!"
"Jay, it's okay, It's only the second half!" Dick soothed him.
"Seriously, I doubt he was going to make it anyway." Tim replied, rolling his eyes. He then yelped as Jason tackled him and punched him over and over. "Ow! Cut it out! DICK!"
"Fuck you, Replacement!" Jason growled as Dick tried to separate them, to no avail.
Selina watched the scene with a flat look on her face, eyebrow raised. "Better environment, huh?"
"BOYS!" Bruce shouted, glaring at his roughhousing sons. "We have company over. Can you please show some decorum?"
Damian snorted as he shook his head at the scene. "Imbeciles. Don't worry, Isis, no harm will come to you..." He petted the black cat softly as Marinette just watched in amusement, smiling. Adrien sighed, rolling his eyes heavenward. "Can I be adopted by someone else?"
"Adrien." Selina scolded, frowning. Marinette just patted Adrien on the back sympathetically.
"I'm going to fucking wreck your shit, Timbo!"
"DICK! HELP!"
"Jay, leave Tim alone!"
"Would you fools be silent?! You are upsetting Isis!" Damian shouted. He cradled the cat in his arms protectively. "I'll make sure they will not trouble you, don't worry." He looked at Adrien. "Come, Agreste, let us go to the other room. I wish to teach you about raising cats." Adrien sighed and followed Damian.
Bruce let out a groan, face-palming. It was tough being a father sometimes, especially with vigilante kids.
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
JORDO
SkyHighHero @will-power
FUCK OFF GARDNER
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
LOOK
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
[Image of Tora and Arisia cosplaying as Chat Noir, Tora wearing a blonde wig over her head and Arisia posing like a cat]
SkyHighHero @will-power
what in god's name am i looking at
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
catgirls jordo catgirls
SkyHighHero @will-power
i'm pretty sure that catwoman isn't going to like this
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
who gives a shit they're hotter than her
Cat-Tales @sexyinblack
[Image of Selina cosplaying as Chat Noir, but an altered version of the outfit showcasing her curves]
Cat-Tales @sexyinblack
>:3c
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
HOLY SHIT
SkyHighHero @will-power
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN
Cat-Tales @sexyinblack
borrowed brucie's cell~
SkyHighHero @will-power
i still stand by what i said gotham is a fucking crazy place
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
s-so what my girl still can rock chat noir tho!
Cat-Tales @sexyinblack
[Image of Selina wagging her rear like a cat]
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
DEVIL GET THEE GONE!
Snugbug @littleladybird
hi guys!
Snow White @IcyPrincess
Hi, Mari! Did you see our latest pic?
Snugbug @littleladybird
yeah it's pretty nice!
Snow White @IcyPrincess
Good! ^_^
Golden Tinkerbell @green_cutie
i liked wearing Chat Noir's outfit!
Snow White @IcyPrincess
Me too! He acts like Tuxedo Mask too! So cute~!
Snugbug @littleladybird
is bea here?
Snow White @IcyPrincess
She's visiting her family in Brazil.
Snugbug @littleladybird
that's nice!
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
i need a hug
Snow White @IcyPrincess
Are you all right, Guy?
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
I GOT BURNED BY CATWOMAN
Golden Tinkerbell @green_cutie
huh? i thought she didn't have any powers?
Snugbug @littleladybird
LOL!
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
this aint no laughing matter little lady this is serious
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
i got burned hard by the she-devil of gotham
TheSwagHero @hero_of_time
pics or it didn't happen
TheRealBlueBeetle @teddybear
was it catwoman?
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
yes kordo it was it was her
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
I CAN NEVER UNSEE WHAT SHE DID TO ME
TheSwagHero @hero_of_time
like i said pics or it didn't happen
TheSwagHero @hero_of_time
damn kitty got back
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
NO
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
DO NOT MENTION IT
Snow White @IcyPrincess
Guy, what did you do?
TheRealBlueBeetle @teddybear
booster lemme see!
TheRealBlueBeetle @teddybear
wow that's some good chat noir cosplay
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
STOP
Snow White @IcyPrincess
GUY
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
tora honey please it is nothing i swear to you
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
I beg you do not pry any further the answer will hurt you
Snow White @IcyPrincess
GUYYYYY
Golden Tinkerbell @green_cutie
i want to see!
Golden Tinkerbell @green_cutie
[Image of Selina wagging her rear like a cat in her Chat Noir cosplay]
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Snow White @IcyPrincess
GUY GARDNER!
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
WHY RISIA WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME
Snow White @IcyPrincess
You are going to tell me everything about what happened in DMs, mister!
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
tora please
Snow White @IcyPrincess
NOW!
TheUltimateWarrior @No1Guy
yes maam
TheSwagHero @hero_of_time
big oof
TheRealBlueBeetle @teddybear
tora's mad
Golden Tinkerbell @green_cutie
I thought it was cute!
"Good god, Why do I even have Twitter..." Hal groaned, leaning into his chair. "Fucking Gardner and his crazy shit..." He had already picked up Marinette and they were at home, spending time with each other. Marinette sighed as she looked at her dad. "Papa Hal, they're your friends."
"Friends don't be jerks to each other, sunshine." Hal sighed. "They're supposed to have your back. Unlike Gardner and Spooky."
"Uncle Guy is nice," Marinette pouted.
"Yeah, when he's not being a raging jerkoff," Hal sighed. "Besides, you got plenty more uncles better than Guy."
"Yeah, but he's the fun one!"
Hal shook his head and looked at his now-ringing phone. He hit the call button and put it to his ear. "Hello?" He replied.
"Hal, it's John. We got a problem."
Hal narrowed his eyes. "If it's Gardner asking he can stay over my house, the answer is-"
"Not that. I mean a Sinestro problem."
That got Hal's attention. "What kind is it?"
"There's yellow butterflies flying around the country, and people are losing their shit." John spoke in a grave tone. "We need you on the scene, man."
"Goddamn it." Hal turned the phone off and got up from his chair. "Damn Sinestro and damn Hawkmoth..." Marinette got up and followed her dad. "Papa Hal, what's wrong?" She asked.
"Sinestro is here, the leader of the Yellow Lanterns. He's very dangerous, sunshine, so I want you to steer clear from him as possible. Let your Papa Hal handle him." The brunette looked at his daughter firmly. "Just focus on beating those aku-thingies, ok?"
"Akuma," Marinette corrected.
"Right." Hal nodded. "Ok, let's say we go out and kick some butt, huh?"
"Hal?"
"What?"
John gestured to Ladybug. "Why did you bring your kid here?"
"She can help with those akuma-things. They come in the from of butterflies." Hal explained.
"So that explains why Sinestro is using butterfly constructs." Kyle pointed out.
"Wait, did this Sinestro guy take a Miraculous?" Marinette asked. Kyle scratched his head. "We don't really know, but the butterflies are turning people into what they fear the most. And we have no idea how to handle it."
Hal suddenly felt his JL communicator buzz and he answered it. "GL here, what's the problem?"
"Jordan, I need your help." Batman's voice came out. Hal let out a groan. "What's the damn problem now, Spooky? Did one of your rogues break out again?" A growl came out of the other end. "No, there is a strange yellow creature in my city, and it is causing the people to panic and riot. I need you to deal with it."
"Well, well, well!" Hal crowed loudly. "Did you hear that? The Almighty Batman needs MY help! Very well, your highness. I'm coming to your precious city." Hal shut off the communicator and turned to his fellow lanterns. "Well, guys, I'm needed, give me a call if you need anything. Please." He then turned to Ladybug. "C'mon, Ladybug, let's go to Gotham."
"I hope Robin and Chat are okay..." Ladybug sighed.
"This has got to be the weirdest thing in the history of Gotham..." Red Robin looked at the yellow giant donut man trampling through the streets, laughing jovially. "Who the hell is scared of donuts?! Seriously?!"
"My money is on the giant-ass Raggedy-Ann doll over there." Red Hood snorted. "Shit, I'd thought we'd get some cool akuma, not shit like this."
"Why is this even happening?" Nightwing groaned. "Why are they even here?!"
"Guys, instead of pondering on why they're here, maybe you should go and help the people before they're trampled?" Oracle's voice rang out through their comms, annoyed. The three Wayne brothers then moved out, rushing towards the panicked citizens.
Green Lantern landed on the roof with Ladybug in tow. "Hey, Spooks, what's going on? I-Is that a fucking donut man?" Hal blurted out in shock. "The fuck?!"
"Focus, Jordan." Batman growled out. "I want you to listen to me. I have a plan, but only if we work together. Robin and Chat Noir are out on the streets with Catwoman, and I need you to distract the akuma long enough for Ladybug to reach Chat Noir."
"...Are you on your meds, Spooky?" Hal blurted out again.
"I'm serious, Lantern. We need a distraction. Only Ladybug and Chat Noir can dispel these creatures." Batman glared at him.
Ladybug nodded. "Ok. No problem. How do we dispel the yellow Akuma?"
"Good question, kiddo." Hal looked at her. "Not like we got spare Lantern rings around here." Suddenly, a bright red light jumped out and shone in front of them. It then slid onto Ladybug's finger and transformed into a red ring with black spots. "...Oooookaaaay." Marinette blinked at it. "Tikki, is this your doing?"
"I maaay have copied it from another Green Lantern ring." The kwami of creation tittered.
"Wait, you're saying you made a replica of Alan Scott's ring?" Hal gaped.
"I couldn't create your ring, so I made the next best thing." Tikki explained. "Besides, this is a good way to deal with the akuma!"
"Enough banter." Batman snapped, annoyed. "Ladybug, get ready to move out as soon as Lantern deals with the targets." Hal turned towards him and began to speak, but Marinette cut him off. "Ok, Batman!" She nodded.
Hal grumbled and summoned giant humanoid constructs, sending them towards the yellow-colored akuma, who charged at them in a lumbering fashion. Ladybug thrust out her fist and began to will out a bubble construct around herself. The bubble then floated upwards and launched off to the streets of Gotham.
Marinette scanned her eyes around the area, looking for Robin and Chat. "Where are they?" She sighed. "Ugh, I wish Batman was my dad..."
"Easy, Marinette, I can sense their presence! This way!" Tikki guided her as they made their way through the alleyways and streets. They saw Robin and Chat Noir, who were trying to stop a yellow cat akuma from rampaging. "Oh boy..."
"Calm it down, Noir!"
"Easier said than done!"
"What are you guys doing?" Marinette shouted at them as the bubble around her vanished. "This isn't time to play coral the kitty!"
"We're trying to contain it!" Robin shouted. "But the accursed feline won't listen!"
Marinette sighed and used her ring to summon a bulldog construct, who leapt at the frightened cat as they ran around in a circle before the bulldog pounced on the cat, pinning it down. Damian and Adrien gaped. "Ta-da~!" Ladybug chirped. "Wow, that was cool!"
"Ladybug...How?" Robin gaped.
Chat Noir snapped out of his funk and used his powers to destroy the construct. "Begone, you foul feline!"
"I'll talk later, let's go and bash some imitation akuma!"
Soon, Ladybug and Green Lantern used their rings to corral the yellow constructs to an abandoned factory and Chat Noir used his powers to erase the giants. Marinette let out a whoop. "That's the last we'll see of them!" She chirped. "...In Gotham, I mean."
"At least we got the others to take care of those damn butterflies." Hal snorted. "Hate those things."
"I beg to differ, Jordan." A different voice rang out, causing the father/daughter duo to look up. Sinestro was floating above them, grinning like a madman. "They make such good conduits for fear. Don't you agree?"
"Sinestro," Hal snarled. "I'm almost glad you decided to show up."
"And who is that child near you? Your sidekick? Really, Jordan, I thought you'd have better taste than picking someone who goes around wearing a ridiculous outfit." Sinestro sniffed.
"HEY!" Marinette shouted.
"You know what?" Hal grinned menacingly. "I'm not even mad." He then flew towards Sinestro, a fist construct raised at the Korugarian. "Time to eat fist!"
"Pathetic." Sinestro summoned a shield, blocking it. "Is that all you can muster, Jordan? A fist? One would think you'd think of something more-ARGH!" He was sent flying by another fist construct below him, flailing helplessly as he then landed into an abandoned building.
"You got him good, Papa Hal." Ladybug grinned. Hal gave her a thumbs up. "Damn right I did. He talks too damn much anyways." He brushed his hands off. "Well, that takes care of that-"
Suddenly, the ruins of the building shook and exploded, an enraged roar echoing out. "Jordan...!" Sinestro emerged from the rubble, a very pissed off look on his face.
"Be careful, sunshine, he looks real mad now!" Hal landed in front of Marinette protectively as the leader of the Sinestro Corps flew towards them. "What do we do, Green Lantern?" She looked at her dad.
"Do, child? I will tell you what you can do." Sinestro snarled, his ring shining. "You can watch me eviscerate your mentor before your very eyes!" He summoned a giant, horrifying monster from his ring and directed it at them. "Go and kill the green jester."
"Oh, you better just kill me!" Hal shouted back as he summoned a knight construct, sending it to fight the monster as the two colored titans rumbled in the Gotham streets. Marinette bit her lip as she looked at her ring. "Tikki, do you think my ring can do something I want it to do?" She asked.
"Yes, it is based off a Green Lantern ring, why?" The small goddess asked.
"Cause I'm about to do something very stupid right now." Marinette narrowed her eyes.
"Marinette, no!" Tikki pleaded.
"Marinette, YES!" Marinette shouted as she summoned a giant red stag beetle with black spots. "Time to mess with Mister Sinister!" She hopped on her construct and they flew off towards Sinestro, who was too busy trying to overpower Hal.
"Prepare for your death, Jordan! You will pay for your humiliation towards me!" The red-skinned alien shouted.
"Eat a dick, Sinestro, you walking, talking douchebag!" Hal snapped, annoyed. "God, even being around you makes me feel like I want to stick my head in the sand, just to block your blabbering ass going on about some long-winded ass plan of yours!"
"Then it pleases you that my plan for you is to watch you die by my hands for insulting me," The Yellow Lantern snarled, eyes narrowed.
"NOT ON MY WATCH!" Marinette shouted, the stag beetle dive-bombing towards Sinestro, surprising him and making him dispel his construct.
"LADYBUG, NO!" Hal shouted.
"LADYBUG, YES!" Marinette screamed as her construct grabbed a screaming Sinestro by its mandibles and flew upwards into the night sky. She then jumped off of the stag beetle and let out a whoop. "Bye-bye, mister jerkoff!"
"Damn it!" Hal flew towards his little girl and caught her in his arms. Marinette giggled as she looked into her dad's face. "How did I do, Papa?"
"Do?! Do?!" Hal sputtered out. "That was reckless, Marinette! What if Sinestro wasn't distracted?! He could've used you as a hostage or worse!" Marinette removed herself from his arms and landed on the ground, putting her hands onto her hips as she frowned. "God, kiddo, you were just lucky he was busy trying to kill me!"
"I just saved your butt!" Marinette shouted.
"And I could've handled it! But you decided to be-" Hal blinked as he realized something. "Oh, god, you're becoming just like your old dad..." He looked at Marinette with a small smile. "Oh, god, sunshine, you're becoming a chip off the old block. You're a real Jordan now."
"Duh, I'm your little girl, Papa." Ladybug smirked.
"Of course you are." Green Lantern grinned.
"Jordan." A deep voice growled as Batman appeared from the shadows, glaring at him.
Hal shook his head. He really did not want to deal with Spooky tonight. "Let's go, sunshine!" He grabbed Ladybug and they flew out of Gotham as quick as they could. "Later, Bats!"
Snugbug @littleladybird
hi guys!
Rainbow Lantern @green_otaku
mari!!!
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
Was that you sending an earth insect into space with my father?
Snugbug @littleladybird
how did you know?
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
Call it a hunch.
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
[Image of Sinestro screaming and thrashing in the mandibles of Marinette's construct.]
WoggyDoggy @green_muscle
NICE ONE LITTLE MARI!
Golden Tinkerbell @green_cutie
that was so awesome! i've never seen sinestro freak out like that!
Rainbow Lantern @green_otaku
WHOO-HOO! LET'S BE ON THE LADYBUG TEAM!
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
Kyle, please. No.
Snow White @IcyPrincess
Mari! Are you okay?!
Snugbug @littleladybug
as right as rain!
TheSwagHero @hero_of_time
hell yeah!
TheRealBlueBeetle @teddybear
the stag beetle construct was a nice touch! have you been watching Beetleborgs?
Snugbug @littleladybird
no kamen rider kabuto actually
Rainbow Lantern @green_otaku
i introduced mari to tokusatsu!
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
Unfortunately.
Macaron Queen @green_royalty
Hello? Is Marinette here?
Snugbug @littleladybird
who is this?
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
Iolande.
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
She won't stop obsessing over your cookies.
Macaron Queen @green_royalty
That is not true. I only wish to have some more.
Rainbow Lantern @green_otaku
i can ask Mari to send some to you!
Macaron Queen @green_royalty
But I want Marinette to give them to me.
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
Iolande, we've been over this.
Macaron Queen @green_royalty
But it's not fair! Why can't Marinette come over to my homeworld and cook macarons for me?
SkyHighHero @will-power
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Snugbug @littleladybird
PAPA HAL!
WoggyDoggy @green_muscle
YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY LITTLE MACARON MAKER FROM UNCLE KILOWOG!
SkyHighHero @will-power
YOU'RE ALL TURBO MACARON FIENDS, THE LOT OF YOU
SkyHighHero @will-power
STAY AWAY FROM MY SUNSHINE
Snow White @IcyPrincess
We're not macaron fiends!
TheSwagHero @hero_of_time
we're not?
TheRealBlueBeetle @teddybear
does this mean I won't get my blue macarons and booster his golden macarons anytime soon?
Snow White @IcyPrincess
TED
Macaron Queen @green_royalty
You are being unjust! You cannot keep the macarons from us!
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
I am pretty certain you all will get unhealthy from eating too much sweets.
WoggyDoggy @green_muscle
YOU AIN'T GONNA STOP US JORDAN!
SkyHighHero @will-power
FUCK YOU I CAN'T
Golden Tinkerbell @green_cutie
where's guy?
Snow White @IcyPrincess
He's banned from Twitter until further notice.
TheSwagHero @hero_of_time
Bea will be elated to hear this
TheRealBlueBeetle @teddybear
that she will
DoctorNatu @green_doctor
Thank Oa. I do not want to deal with him right now.
Macaron Queen @green_royalty
I am coming over to get more macarons.
WogggyDoggy @green_muscle
NOT BEFORE ME POOZER!
SKyHighHero @will-power
NO
SkyHighHero @will-power
MY APARTMENT IS NOT YOUR HOTEL
SkyHighHero @will-power
STAY AWAY OR ELSE
Hal was facepalming while leaning against a wall, as his "guests" were enjoying the treats that his daughter prepared for them beforehand. "Dammit to hell.." He groaned, shaking his head. "Why, why, why...?"
"These taste better every time I see them," Kilowog chuckled, popping macarons into his mouth.
"Indeed," Iolande agreed, throwing macaron after macaron into her mouth.
Arisia and Tora were chatting with Marinette, while Booster and Ted were eating their own macarons with smiles on their faces. Soranik was leaning on the wall, right beside Hal as she watched Kyle watching his collection of tokusatsu on TV. Chat Noir and Robin were on the floor, playing with Isis.
"Why are you two here?" Hal looked at the cat and bird-themed crimefighters. "Don't you two have homes to be at?"
"I am here to support my lady," Chat Noir replied, making Tora and Arisia squeal loudly on how cute he sounded. "Fuck!" Hal groaned at the squeals, grimacing.
"I thought Isis was your lady," Robin huffed, petting the black cat and giving her belly rubs.
Chat Noir frowned at him. "She is my lady as well!"
"You start any fights in here, I'll throw you two out!" Hal snapped.
"Easy, Jordan, don't raise your blood pressure." Soranik sighed, causing him to glare at her as well.
"Don't you start with me, doctor lady! You and your damn boyfriend brought the macaron-stealing princess here!" Hal then turned to Iolande, who was gleefully stealing macarons from Booster and Ted. "See?!"
"I got my eye on this one, Jordan." Kilowog growled, eying Iolande. "She ain't making off with my macarons."
"God," Hal looked heavenwards, pleadingly. "Why are you punishing me? Why?"
"Papa Hal!" Marinette frowned at him. "Stop being so dramatic!"
Just then, there was a knock on the door. Hal sighed and went over to open it, suddenly being brushed against the wall as Nightwing, Black Bat, Spoiler, Red Robin, Red Hood, Queen Bee, Superboy, Ryuko, Viperion, and Fire came inside. "What the fuck?!" He squawked out. "Where the hell did you all come from?! Wait, who the hell are you two kids? I've never seen you two before!"
"Oh, Ice, baby! I'm so proud of you!" Beatriz rushed over and hugged a squeaking Tora. "You finally taught Gardner a lesson!"
"B-Fire!" Ice protested. "Why are you back so early?"
"I just had to hear the news! Gardner got burned on Twitter!" The green-haired woman cackled evilly. "This is so great!"
"Hey, Ladybug! Meet my new teammates." Queen Bee gestured towards Ryuko and Viperion. "They got Miraculouses too."
Ladybug looked shocked. "Oh... Wow..." She forced a smile on her face. "That's great!"
"You don't look pleased." Ryuko pointed out.
"It's not that, I'm happy I got more partners to team up with!" Marinette quickly corrected. "It's just that... um, aren't you guys worried about cosplayers?"
"As If we care," Queen Bee snorted. "There's no one that can match my beauty."
"Arguably." Robin sniffed.
"Do not make me come over there, Cat-Boy." The blonde girl snapped.
"Hey!" Chat Noir protested.
"Not you, Chaton." Queen Bee huffed.
"...Why are you Bats here?" Hal sighed.
"We came for Ladybug's macarons, duh!" Spoiler replied matter-of-factly. Black Bat was perched on Hal's recliner, waving.
"Get off of my chair!" Hal shouted.
"Relax, GL!" Nightwing soothed him. "It's all cool!"
"Hey, who ate all the red macarons?" Jason snapped, looking an empty box. Iolande quickly licked off the red crumbs off her lips and swallowed. Red Hood turned to Red Robin." Was it you, you little shit?!"
"Don't be ridiculous! I followed you!" Tim snapped incredulously.
"Bullshit," Jason then tackled Tim and began to pummel him on his side. "Fess up!"
"Hood!" Nightwing shouted. "Leave RR alone!"
"Get off of me!" Red Robin squeaked as he tried to worm his way free from his beating, but Hood then put him into an arm lock, pinning him. "Tell me, Replacement! Tell me where they are!"
"Boys are so dumb," Spoiler sighed, Black Bat nodding in agreement.
Damian huffed and moved away from the rough-housing, Jon and Adrien following him. "Fools, quarrelling over sweets. How absurd." He sniffed.
"I dunno, Mari does make mean blueberry and strawberry macarons!" Jon grinned. "Hey, Ladybug, can I have some macarons?" Damian growled at him, darkly.
"Knock it off!" Hal shouted, anger on his face.
"Red Hood, Red Robin! Stop fighting or I'll ban you from my macarons!" Marinette snapped. The two Bats stopped and broke apart, Red Robin nursing his side as Red Hood stormed off towards a wall.
"Beetle, did you eat my macarons?" Booster snapped.
"Me? You're the one that pilfered through mine!" Ted frowned.
"You're accusing me of stealing your stash?!" The blonde hero reeled back, as if he were struck. "I never!"
"You're the one that accused me of stealing your golden tickets!" Ted snapped.
"How dare you bring Wonka into this!" Booster then tackled Ted off the sofa and onto the floor, as the two men wrestled around.
"Guys, stop!" Tora shouted.
"Stop rolling around on my carpet!" Hal snapped.
"Well, at least no one has taken my macarons-" Fire stopped and looked at her plate that Marinette gave her. "...All right, which one of you took my cookies?" She glowered at everyone in the room. Her eyes landed on Kilowog. "Was it you, big boy?"
"What? A macaron is a macaron!" The large Lantern shrugged. "They're sprocking good!"
"Oh, I'm going to show you something good!" Bea then flamed up as she stormed towards Kilowog.
"Fire, no!" Ice shouted.
"DAMMIT!" Hal shouted. "TAKE IT OUTSIDE! NOT IN MY HOUSE!"
Soranik facepalmed as she looked at Iolande, who was licking her lips and brushing her hands as she tried and failed to hide the macaron crumbs on her person. "Well, I can definitely say that they'll go straight to your hips now, Io."
Iolande quickly covered an unladylike burp with her hand.
"Is this normal?" Viperion asked Ladybug.
"...Sometimes." Marinette shook her head as Kilowog blocked flames from Bea, Booster and Ted were still fighting on the floor while Tora was doing her best to seperate them, Arisia was asking Chat Noir questions, Kyle was joined on his TV watching binge by Ryuko, and Spoiler and Black Bat were chatting with Queen Bee. Nightwing was trying to get his brothers to get along, but failing as Red Hood then attacked Red Robin once again, wrestling him onto the floor as well.
Hal sighed and groaned. It was tough being a corpsman and a hero sometimes, especially with lively co-workers like these. "I need a vacation..."
"So do I," Soranik agreed. "So do I..."