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1. Blackout by The_Iza

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   31 Dec 2014

   Tags

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   • Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Edward Cullen/Bella Swan
   • Onesided Edward Cullen/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Edward Cullen
   • Bella Swan
   • All the Sparkley Vampires
   • Harry is a bit of a ho
   • And he drinks too much but can you blame him
   • Harry ain't got time for this
   • Edward be stalkin'
   • Harry likes his men older and blonde
   • Sparkly Vampire Coalition is gonna have a bad time

   Summary

   Now that Voldemort was dead, Harry just wanted to relax, go to a party or two, maybe flirt a little with some attractive people. Unfortunately, an assassination attempt gets him sent to Bumfuck, Nowhere. Now there's some pale asshole hitting on him and oh god he did not sign up for this nonsense.

   Also can someone please tell him when they put letters in math? Because he didn't recall that bullshit in grade school.

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   English

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