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One day widnen archer woke up and said "oh oh boy i have woken up"
so he got up and checked his fridge he has a fridge now DON'T JUDGE it runs on solar power or something but that didn't matter since THE FRIDGE WAS FREAKIN' EMPTEE
"where are my homborgers" he said as he did a backflip also his homboegers are made of jellybeans since that's like the only thing he can eat
so after crying for 10001023482849r79201 minutes he thought about where to get brek fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111! "i can go running and get 1 million jellybeans mmm jellybeans but 1 million jellybeans will not fit inside me I AM SMOL" so that was out
then he had an epic idea
WOW WINDE ARCHR U SO SMART. GET NUGGET FROM MCDONALADES.
so he put on his tuxedo and went brrrrrrrrrrr to mcdonalds like so fast he was going towards mcdonalds at breakneck pace.
he rolled into mcdonalds and up to the cashier who was a horse and said "hi hi hi hi i want...nuggets"
but the horse said "I'm sorry sir, but the nugget machine broke."
"WHAAAA"
"Yes sir, sorry for the inconvenience. We do not have McNuggets at this time-"
IT WAS TIME TO RESCUE THE NUGGETS.
"WHO WILL COME WITH ME ON AN EPIC JOURNEY TO RESCUE THE NUGGETS??????????????????" he asked, and a bunch of people stood up!!
"i came here for nuggets to fuel my intense need for nuggets" said percy jackson from the classic book series harry potter
"i need to reclaim my honor and capture the nugget" said Zuko from that movie about the blue people i think
"dragon noise" said earthshaker from flight rising he was there too and he wanted a nugget to create the nugget flight
Harry Potter was silent, but he walked up to the rest of them anyway. The scarred wizard did want his McNuggets, but he couldn't believe his eyes- the form that just walked in, an inhuman green except for the stone on his head, was... he didn't know how to describe it. Something about them made him feel something that he had never felt before, something wonderous and more magical than any spells he had done. He wanted to know this person, maybe get close to them... but that would come later.
"We will GET THE NUGGETS!" Wind Archer said, and the rest of the Nuggetgang cheered. For some unexplained reason Earthshaker had a motorbike, so they got on the motorbike and went brrrrrrrrrrr off into the distance. Since Zuko didn't fit they tied him to the back and just dragged him.
So first they went to the lair of the most threatening possible nugget thief of all: DARK CHOCO! But instead of choco it was the legendary CHOCOWO!!!
"owo xD" said dark chocowo. "w...what is twis at my dwoor uwu??"
IT WAS THE NUGGETGANG AND THEY WANTED THEIR NUGGETS
"magic spell" said percy jackson and magic went whoosh and knocked down the door!!!!
"OWO MY DWOOR U MEANIES" said chocowo followed by 15 crying emojis
"Haha we beat down your door" said wind archer
"nooooooooo" said chocowo. "what do uwu want!!!! i was pwaying on my xbox!!!!!"
"NUGGET" said harry potter, doing an interpretive dance
"i have no nwugget :(((((((((((((((" said chocowo because he was nuggetless. no McNuggets. but he did have the ice cream machine but that was useless since it did not contain nuggets.
insert 5 minutes of crying here.
Afterwards, Harry Potter approached Wind Archer with a smile on his face. "Well, that didn't work." he said, trying to start a conversation. "No." Wind Archer said in a matter-of-fact tone, holding his head in his hands. "I may need to try to eat a million jellybeans after all." Harry Potter put his arm around them, and to his surprise the Cookie accepted it- leaning his leafy head on his shoulders. "Don't worry." Harry Potter said. "I've been through many trials- this isn't much harder than slaying Voldemort!" "Are you sure?" Wind Archer asked, a tear on his tasty eyes. "Are you sure we can find the nuggets?" Harry Potter leaned in...
"OWO!" Chocowo said, breaking up the romantic tension. "I HAVE AN IDWEA!!! UWU XD YOU CAN AWSK THE EWVIL NWUGGET THIEF!!"
That was a decent enough idea. Why not!
So the gang went back on a quest, dancing as they went, smiles on their faces. They could find a nugget!!
Deep in the wild forest, wind archer being the only one who could traverse it because Percy Jackson kept screaming "oh no a bee!!", they saw... is that a nugget???? On the ground! It was a nugget!!! A NUGGET WAS ON THE GROUND!!
Earthshaker LUNGED for the nugget but somebody else was faster than the bearded dragon. It was A CAT!! "Mow." said Firestar, Ruler of ThunderClan, Cutie Patootie Kitty. He picked up the nugget!!! THE CAT WAS EATING THE NUGGET!!!!!!! "Nom nom meow" said Firestar.
"NOOOO GET AWAY FROM THE N U G G E T" said zuko and tried to burn the cat but he's F I R E star and therefore only absorbed the fire and became MEGAFLOOF which was even better at nugget stealing!!! so the MEGAFLOOOFER FIRESTAR laughed and ran off!!
"FOLLOW THAT FLUFFBALL" said wind archer and the whole gang got on a skateboard that was just pure vanilla cookie with wheels on him and they went after the cat!!!
Firestar ran!!! Over the trees! Over the hills!
The skateboard rolled! Over the trees! Over the hills! Down the hill! Into the river! Soaking the WHOLE GANG and now they were WET.
"oh boy water" said percy jackson
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" said zuko bc fire
":000000000000000000000" said earthshaker because earth
"OH NO I AM WET" said wind archer bc wind
"blubebebbeee" said the skateboard.
Harry Potter, soaked just like the rest, was right behind the wet cookie- their clothes stuck to their body, Harry's hands running along the curves of the snack man's body- and Wind Archer didn't move away, holding him back, a smile taking over the usually stiff Cookie's face. The both of them felt it- the same feeling, the same magic more than any spells or cookie magic- and the two of them shared a kiss, everybody looking on, smiling through their water-streaked faces, seeing young love blossom in this messy forest as they chased a cat looking for McNuggets while on top of a man with a stupid hat.
Soon they caught up to the feline, the soft critter already consumed the nugget and now doing a happy kitty flop on the ground. And now the team could see the evildoer, the nugget thief, the evil lord..
IT WAS BURGER KING!!!
No, not THE Burger King, but an actual Burger King store that had grown muscular legs and was doing a dance as it stole all the nuggets. Its store body went thump thump as it moved because it was a store. And a ton of nuggets were inside!!!!!!!! So many nuggets!!! It was nugget heaven!!!!!
"Give us the nuggets!" the whole team said at once!!
"NO" sad burger king. "MY NUGET"
"GIVE US THE N U G G E T S"
"Burger King is kinda hot ngl" said percy jackson.
So they attacked burger king!!!!!! Wind archer shot it with arrows while Percy Jackson threw the skateboard at it over and over, Harry Potter realized the killing curse doesn't work on stores, and Zuko screamed and ran around.
Eventually Earthshaker crushed the store and nugets flew out!! THEY WERE SHOWERED IN NUGGETS!!!!!!!!!
"WE HAVE FOUND NUGGETS!" the whole gang said and so the gathered them all up and brought them back to mcdonalds where the cashier was super concerned because those were not their nuggets how the heck did they get those.
also harry potter and wind archer are dating now