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1. hello 911, would you like to hear my dick joke? by sulfuric

   Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Apr 2021

   Tags

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   • Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier
   • Eddie Kaspbrak
   • Richie Tozier
   • Stanley Uris
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Smut
   • Blow Jobs
   • i dont even know how to tag this
   • begrudged hookups with weirdos that flirt with you while being stabbed?
   • lowkey will of the universe soulmates?
   • it sure is something. have fun!
   • richie gets stabbed but its like. camp and funny not angst

   Summary

   "Eddie. You sound cute."

   "And you sound like you're suffering from blood loss," he deadpans, automatic. Oops. "Can you tell me exactly where you are?"

   (or: eddie is a 911 operator and richie takes getting minorly stabbed as an opportunity to get flirty. much to everyone's chagrin, it works.)

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   English

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