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“Hello everyone! This is my first time speaking as your new president.” Schlatt said as he smiled at the crowd of sad and angry people. Those faces would change once he got his presidency going of course. “Now I understand some of you might be, well, upset after me exiling your old wonderful president and his annoying vice president, but you have to believe me when I say it’s for the greater good!”
None of the people’s faces changed in the audience, some looked even angrier. He sighed loudly into the microphone. “You all don’t look too happy, but I did invite a special guest for you to all meet. Will you please come out here Technoblade.”
Now everyone had looks of shock. How did Techno get here? Everyone knew Techno hated government so why was he here now? Schlatt smiled at those looks of shock and questioning, it pleased him dearly which is why he can’t wait to see the faces of the people when Technoblade publicly executes Tommyinnit, old vice president of L’manberg, well, Manberg now. Of course, the people don’t know that yet.
Once Technoblade walked across the stage he stood next to Schaltt without saying a word. Schlatt hasn’t told Techno what he was going to do, so he is certain that he might be a bit confused.
“Welcome Techno, I am glad you could make it! So Techno is actually going to be my public executer! Isn’t that exciting, I know you love blood. Blood for the blood god ain’t I right?” Schaltt beamed at the audience who all looked very worried. He looked at Techno who was frowning. Little did Schlatt know the voices were yelling at Techno so Techno knew something was wrong.
“Now behind this curtain, I have someone that is very important to a lot of you. Which is why he will be taken a life in front of all of you so you can see how powerful I really am and how YOU WILL NOT MESS WITH ME! Punz let the curtain down.” Schlatt laughed loudly as he saw the shocked, angry, and terrified looks on everyone’s faces. There was Tommyinnit chained up and gagged in front of everyone to be executed by the Blade. Schlatt looked over at Techno who was staring at the kid with a deathly glare. Schaltt hopes that means Tommy has done something bad to Techno in the past, which wouldn’t be surprising if he did.
“Let’s see if Tommy has anything to say, shall we?” Schaltt grinned evilly as he took the gag out of Tommy’s mouth.
“You are a bitch. You are stupid. I hate you. You are dumb. Once I get out of here you will be dead. You really didn’t think this plan through did you. You are going to die now.” Tommy laughed with a big smile on his face.
Schlatt rolled his eyes and grabbed Tommy’s chin tightly, “Kid, the Blade is standing right in front of you ready to kill you in front of all your old friends who voted for me, not you and your brother. "
Don’t act all strong because you are not. Now, are you ready to die?” The smile never left the kid’s face. He then realized why. Technoblade’s weapon was pointed right at his head.
“What the hell is wrong with you?” Techno asked in his monotone voice. Schallt released Tommy’s chin to look to see what Techno was trying to pull.
“I want you, Blade, to kill this kid for me.”
“Do you know who this kid is?”
“Yes, Tommyinnit. Brother of Wilbur Soot, annoying as fuck, and blah blah blah. Not much else.”
“Do you know who this kid is to me?” Technos eyes narrowed slightly.
“No, not to you. Did he steal or piss you off one day, why the fuck would I know that?”
“Schlatt, Tommy is my fucking brother.” Techno had an extremely angry look on his face. Tommy was laughing. The whole crowd gasped. Schlatt was in a bit of shock.
“How is this fucker your brother. You are Technoblade hs is Tommy. He is literally the most annoying kid I have ever met in my life.” Schlatt exclaimed.
“Yeah, imagine growing up with him. From day one of learning to talk it was non-stop rambling. He might be annoying, but he is my brother and I do love him. The voices love him also. The voices are also angry at your government. The voices are also dying for your blood which I will be giving them. Any last words Schlatt?” Techno said with a smirk.
Well, that didn’t go as planned.