UnknownSpoookyPotato



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jason decides drastic measures are in order, when his workaholic little brother refuses to take a day off. Tim is going on vacation whether he wants to or not.

    As always the bat’s antics confuse the hell out of the team. Especially since Red Hood is officially a highly dangerous wanted criminal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,263
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    6
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    6,529
    Bookmarks:
    1,068
    Hits:
    38,791

    19 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The store around him is quiet, and the light from the rising sun streams through the window, casting warm, tangerine rays across the glass tabletop. It’s almost comforting, and for a brief, tiny moment, Noah feels a little bit at peace with himself.

    That is, until a series of sharp, confident steps echo across the store, and Noah barely has time for his stomach to fill with dread before a voice – a smooth, eloquent, and familiar voice – fills his ears like salt water.

    “Well, if it isn’t my dear Noah!” The voice speaks, and when Noah whips his head around, he's staring directly into the eyes of none other than Alejandro Burromuerto.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    217,671
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    377
    Kudos:
    1,272
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    37,031

    27 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “What’s a good line to text a guy during a blackout?”

    Robert responded automatically, giving some cheesy line from the top of his head about looting that even he could tell wasn’t great - though he blamed it on his having to focus on the huge shitstorm brewing across the city thanks to the blackout.

    …He didn’t particularly think Golem’s suggestion of “Boo” was that good either, but Flambae obviously had his own ideas of what guys want to hear. Given how often he bragged in comms about getting with different guys, maybe Robert’s judgement was just off.

    ------------------

    a 5+1 fic featuring my favourite goobers. My first time posting a fic in like 6ish years..? Yikes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,724
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    1,772
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    12,946

    06 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    He tried. He kept trying. He reached out, again and again, but no one was reaching back. No one noticed.

    Until, eventually, he couldn't try anymore.

    It was all as it should be.

    Bruce had become a better father. A better man.

    But not everything could change.

    That, Tim thought, was why Bruce never called him his son.

    Because at the end of the day, even if Tim considered him his father, he would never be Bruce’s son.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    3,302
    Bookmarks:
    997
    Hits:
    32,778

    07 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Geez, kid, I do not get paid enough for this,” Lucius muttered, his eyes wide. “Look, it’s not my place to tell you what to do, but your dad wants you home for Christmas, alright? I am going home. You should too.”

    “I’ll think about it.” Tim lied.

    Lucius saw right through him. “Your brother will be here in five minutes.”

    Oh shit. “Which one?”

    Lucius chuckled, “Happy Holidays, Tim.”

    “LUCIUS! GET BACK HERE—-WHICH ONE?”

    Or; Tim tries to avoid his family over the holidays. He fails miserably. Holiday Fluff happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,252
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    1,257
    Bookmarks:
    145
    Hits:
    9,208

    01 Nov 2025