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    this is bc i was bored and i wanted to write a fanfic about me but i’m dating myself and the love of my life (not me) said i should make the setting in the middle of a forest and i should have one of me be a mushroom and the other of me is a human etc, so that’s what this is basically. me dating myself but i’m a mushroom. also i’m a chef! i guess? !! i tried to make the title good but i’m kinda tired blegh i am word barfing, is that the right phrase? i’m gonna try to make this kinda sad but it’s not gonna be good bc i wont be able to take myself seriously, i’ll try tho. i hope you cry bc it would be funny if you cried over a mushroom

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