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Ring pops make me hard @dedpuwul
@TheOfficialDaredevil
[insert team red porn here]
- - Daredevil @DevilOfHK
This holds no value to me period
Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
@dedpuwul happy eight month anniversary on your no-unaliving resolution! You’re doing great sweetie!
- - Ring pops make me hard @dedpuwul
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Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
contrary to popular belief Daredevil is really really funny if you know how to listen for it
- - Daredevil @DevilOfHK
Contrary to popular belief coma Spider Man is not period
- - - - Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
How dare you.
Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
[attached video from spidey’s suit of him pointing out a sign that says “no loitering” and saying ‘DD, the sign’. Daredevil looks at it for a long ass time and just finally says “I can’t read.”]
- - Daredevil @DevilOfHK
I might be not be able to read signs coma but at least I have a job period
- - - - Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
I might not have a job but at least I can drive.
- - SicsorSistres @icantdecide
I can’t decide fast enough if I want this as my wallpaper or ringtone
- - - - Lady in red @krystalii
both. Both is good
- - pigeon man @kestforn
im crying but what does it me a n
- - helpo @kelpo
WJAT DO YOU MENA HE CNST REAF D
- - - - Jeremiah @thebullfrohg
or drive??????
Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
The world’s in a tough place right now. In light of that, I’ve gotten permission from #teamred to take a few screenshots of our group chat to share for fundraising. Please, please donate if you can! It makes a huge difference. (1/2)
InTheRedFoundation
For The Kids
Warren G. Drive
Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
here is the first of what we hope to be a few windows into our conversations- the more money raised, the more we’ll share. Parental advisory warning, because Wade. (2/2)
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Moulin Rouge (3 members)
Horns: Are you telling me you’ve never read Thurgood Marshall question mark
Pool: no I doNT ⛩ li ek sci~ f i 🎅🏻🎪 🗾
Horns: Do humanity this one favour period take whatever meagre crumbs of empathy and intelligence you have scraped together in your twenty something years of life from the gutters of moral filth that you raised yourself in coma and type things in a legible way coma so as to never make my text to speech blather uselessly in the manner it just did again period
Webs: eye-
Webs: Im crying. that was beautiful you are my hero please run for president DD
Horns: Do not cry for the likes of him period
Pool: I st exagge rat I in he no t r lly cri i
Pool: s o wewy hard t o typ wit n. O h ans
Webs: u think im joking but there are real tears rolling down my face i think i m just broken
Webs: u kno wen u just cry at nothin all the timee
Horns: No question mark
Pool: i don ha v t iear duc t s
Webs: well n ever mind then
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- - You better stahp @bitchstahp_p
OMG SPIDER-MAN IS ONE OF US
- - - - sunshine cowboy @willothewisp
HE WENT OFF FJCK SHUC
- - 1800didiask @lizardmando
DD really said “fuc k dedpool lives”
- - Carlton @cjhoops
I would snap too if someone texted me like that
- - Questionable @morals
Is Spider-Man okay
- - Tetris @hhobink
Why the fuck does daredevil word his punctuation
- - - - Gyobin @kiluadsrvdbetr
Text to speech does that for me question mark question mark
- - - - - - Of Mice @anmen
Why would the debil of Hell’s Kitchen use text to speech
- - Cornrows @backroadbooty
I can’t believe dardevil and I have the same beef with text to speech
- - Hannah B @hannibee
DARDEVIL IS SO SOAVAGE
- - DigiorNO @a_hex_on_u
you’d think seeing daredevil text would make him less scary but I’m more afraid of him than I have ever been
- - Croissant @jimmykun
Am I the only one focussed on deadpool in this
- - Bzfeed but its just unsolved @lemongrasss
Daredevil went off but I kinda got thrown for a loop with Spidey there because me too pal
- - - - Yeet or be yote @jermivi
Spider-Man is relatable. Spider-Man is relatable?
- - Krayola @yummymonnch
DD reads Thurgood Marshall
Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
tungsten dioxide what’s this?
- - Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
this right here? This is the wrong account
- - - - Ring pops make me hard @dedpuwul
U might be gods mistake but u were destined 2 surpass him
- - get a grip @jeuyhon
w h e ez I nh g
Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
HAROLD THEOPOLIS OSBORN YOU OWE ME 6.45$ FROM ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IN 4RD GRADE
- - Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
@HarryO
- - Harry Osbourne @HarryO
4rd Grade.
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SHADDAP
Spiders are people too @FNSMOfficial
avoid alleyways around Woodhaven and Rockland Hill if you can, there’s been a big uptick in attacks there! xoxo