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Wilbur and Tommy were trying very hard not to laugh.
It was 4 in the morning and they were extremely bored and hungry. They had too much energy and couldn't sleep so they were up at 4am in their pijamas trying to find a way to wake Techno up to make them breakfast without him killing them.
"Ouch. Watch where you're going, you stepped on my foot"
"Shhhhh be quiet. Why are you talking so loud do you want to wake Phil up?"
"No but your whispering really needs work it's no better than actually talking"
After arguing for a few minutes and laughing without a reason, they found a wonderful way to wake their brother up.
They walked to the living room where Technoblade was peacefully sleeping on the couch. He probably fell asleep watching TV really late last night. Tommy showed him a cartoon called peppa big and he was determined to watch all of it and translate the things little george said. No wonder they don't translate it in the show that kid curses like a sailor.
Before doing anything, Tommy run up to his room and grabbed a camera. When he returned he immediately starting to record when wilbur gave him the signal.
To his suprise, Wilbur had a fake gun on his hand ready to shoot at the ceiling. It was one of the nerf guns that Techno got both of them for Christmas two years ago.
He pulled the trigger and and Technoblade fell of the couch with a scream. The loud noise caught him off guard. Wilbur and Tommy were laughing their asses off.
"THIS IS WHY PHIL DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU"