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1. Not a Fucking Movie by philaetos

   Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Apr 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Simon Snow
   • baz is an asshole in this
   • super toxic
   • i don’t even know why i made him like this
   • i love him I swear
   • well not in this fanfic
   • rated mature for the themes because i don’t know how rating works
   • Drug Use
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • References to Depression
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • no magic
   • Angst
   • don’t be like baz

   Summary

   Falling in love with Baz Pitch is the worst mistake Simon Snow has ever made.

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   “Just know that I'll make you hurt
   (I miss the lies and the pain what you did to me)
   When you tell me you'll make it worse
   (I'd rather fight all night than watch the TV)
   I hate that feeling inside
   You tell me how hard you'll try
   But when we're at our worst
   I miss the misery”
   — I Miss the Misery, Halestorm

   Series

   • Part 1 of Late Night Writings; A Thrilling Saga

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,460

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   620