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it’s 2:35 am and hyuck had nothing to do.
he had been watching saiki k on his computer for the past hours, as he had been recommended it by hendery. although getting a bit tired after watching two whole seasons of it, he couldn’t really find himself pausing the video and going on a different app. or just go to sleep like a normal person.
he was stretching his arm to grab his water bottle when the doorknob made a sound, signaling that someone was entering the room. hyuck turned around and it could be no other that his very tall roommate, johnny suh. hyuck turned back around, as there’s no point in wanting more information if he’s his roomie.
”so,” johnny said, “how has your night been?”
nevermind, johnny was in a talkative mood.
”eh, good. this anime’s pretty good.” pretty good was an understatement. he started this show today and is one episode away from finishing said season.
”oh. that’s good.” silence.
johnny decided to get up and leave with nothing more said. hyuck shrugged and decided it was time to turn off his pc and just lay in bed. he’s not going to sleep yet, of course. what is he, a normal functioning human being?
a couple minutes later, the door bangs open and
what the fuck.
here johnny is, with a huge blue...salad bowl full of something that is clearly not a salad-and wait...are his eyes red?
”whats that?” hyuck asked.
”sum cereal.” johnny replied.
”you gonna finish it?” hyuck asked once more.
”are you testing me?” johnny asked.
hyuck just decided to keep his mouth shut and sat up.
johnny laid the bowl of ... whatever it was on the nightstand and sat down on his bed properly. hyuck took this moment to see what it was.
and would you be surprised.
it’s fucking frosted flakes.
ever since johnny dressed up as tony the tiger for halloween that one year, they’ve been sent those cereals ever since. at first hyuck (and the rest of the dreamies), were excited to be given cereal full of nothing but pure sugar. then it got too repetitive and too sugary, to the point where they started asking wayv and the two new members if they wanted a box or two when nct 2020 happened. he wanted nothing with that cereal brand. but here he was, facing it.
things go worse from there.
johnny pulls out a utensil to eat said large bowl of cereal with but it’s no large spoons that you pour lemonade with or anything, it’s a normal sized, silver spoon.
what the hell went down in the tenth floor?
”its 4/20 today so i decided to get high with the members.” johnny said, as if he was reading his mind.
hyuck stared at him with astonishment as johnny munched on some of the cereal.
after crunching on some flakes, johnny looked up at him, then offered him some.
”you want some?” he asked.
”no thanks,” hyuck replied, “just ate some chips.”
johnny just shrugged, “alright then. you’re missing out though.”
it’s now 3:04 am and hyuck is just sitting there, watching his roomie drink the sugary milk as if his life depending on it. after a big gulp, and a large sigh, johnny put down the bowl, and practically passed out.
hyuck, who just watched all that go down, stared in pure horror. after a minute or two of him just recollecting his thoughts, along with johnny’s soft snores, he decided to shove johnny’s large legs over his bed, tuck him under his blankets, put the dishes in the sink, went back to his room and fell asleep right after.
that conversation can be saved for the morning.
next morning-
“AYE WHO STOLE ALL THE FUCKING MILK? I LITERALLY BOUGHT A GALLON YESTERDAY.”