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Bean smiled at the audience. Hundreds of people gathered around to see the characters that would be in the new Sonic game. And not only would Bean (along with the rest of Team Hooligan) be in the game, he also got to be the announcer!
"Introducing... Drumroll please?" He said with a smile. The audience stomping their feet at a quick pace to build suspense.
"Knack the Weasel!" He said with a smile as the audience cheered
"Wait, what did you just call me?" He asked Bean, though the audience was very loud. Bean heard him, but didn't respond.
Fang walked up to the mic stand that was in the middle of the stage "Pipe down, folks" He said, and the audience dimmed their volume by a lot.
"It's me, Fang the Sniper" He said with a smirk. A few audience members looked confused "That's my actual name, not the weird American one" He continued
Bean looked at him in shock. This wasn't in the script
"I'm a jerboa, not a weasel, like you meth heads seem to think" he continued
Offstage, Bark face palmed. This is going well
"Uhhhhh" Bean said over the microphone, desperate to change the topic "ALSO INTRODUCING BARK THE POLAR BEAR! ALL OF TEAM HOOLIGAN WILL BE IN THIS GAME!"
Bark walked on stage and Bean quickly moved the three together to look presentable
(like here)
The audience cheered as Fang and Bark walked off stage.
"Now for Team Chaotix..." Bean continued on stage
Bark gave Fang a disapproving look.
"Don't look at me like that, mate" Fang said, annoyed "You'd be pretty mad too if you were introduced as Jake the Dog"
Bark shrugged and Fang groaned. "Whatever. It's over with now. Nothing we can do about it. Wanna go kidnap Sonic?"
Bark gave him a confused look
"For the meme"
Bark smiled and nodded, and the two ran off.