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The great hamilton chat fic

Summary:

because I needed to write something and Hamilton is cool have this chat fic (this very original and we love sarcasm)

Notes:

Hamilton | RunningOuttaTime
John | riseupturtle
Lafayette | ouiouimonami
Hercules | andhorses0

Eliza | helplessmom
Angelica | coolwomen
Peggy | andmargarita

Lee | wheee
Washington | numberonedad
Martha | marthawashington
Burr | talklesspls
Jefferson | purplehandsomeguy
James M | coughguy
Seabury | seaandbury
Maria | reddress

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter Text

6:31pm

 

RunningOuttaTime added riseupturtle , ouiouimonami , andhorses0 , helplessmom , coolwomen , andmargarita to the conversation 

 

RunningOuttaTime : yo guys I think I’m bi

 

helplessmom : ??? Why hello to you I guess???

 

ouiouimonami: bonjour???

 

RunningOuttaTime : hi, OKAY BUT I really think I am

 

cool women : considering we already thought you were bi- that’s not big news

 

andmargarita : ^^^

 

RunningOuttaTime : I’m sorry W H A T ?

 

ouiouimonami : Ignore les, why the sudden coming out? 

 

riseupturtles : AND WHO YOU BI FOR?

 

andmargarita: calm down gay child

 

riseupturtles : no

 

RunningOuttaTime : OKAY so basically I was watching this show and that handsome actor plays in it and totally don’t have a crush on him but the iS CUTE YOU KNOW. And then I realized it’s not the first time it happened- so here I am. 

 

cool women : 1. The speed you wrote that message- like PLEASE stop writing like you're running out of time. 2. THAT’S GREAT welcome to lgbtclub 

 

helplessmom : proud of you

 

andmargarita: very cool

 

riseupturtles: agree

 

RunningOuttaTime : have you seen my username?! Running out of time IS my middle name.

 

riseupturtles : I thought you didn’t have a middle name? 





3:45am

 

andmargarita : I need drama

 

RunningOuttaTime: what the heck?

 

and margarita : why aren’t you sleep?

 

RunningOuttaTime : why aren’t YOU asleep?

 

andhorses0 is online

 

andhorses0 : what is wrong with you two??

 

andmargarita : I just woke up with this urge for drama. I have nothing to do.

 

andhorses0 : When you have nothing to do at pretty much 4am, ITS BECAUSE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP

 

RunningOuttaTime : sleep is for the weak

 

RunningOuttaTime : sometimes I power nap

 

andmargarita : true. but I like to sleep too much, I’m gonna have to reject my tough reputation 

 

andhorses0 : ITS 4 AM

 

RunningOuttaTime : it’s actually 3:49 :)

 

RunningOuttaTime : anyway- you wanted drama Peggy?

 

andmargarita : yea :( 

 

RunningOuttaTime : Why?

 

andmargarita : Why do you think people want drama??

 

RunningOuttaTime : fair enough

 

RunningOuttaTime : Tag Lafayette, he’s a drama queen anyway

 

andmargarita: @ouiouimonami I WANT DRAMA BitCH

 

Ouiouimonami is online 

 

ouiouimonami : What is wrong with you?!

 

andhorses0 : THATS exactly what I was thinking

 

ouiouimonami : You woke me in my beauty sleep >:(

 

andmargarita : I’m not sorryyy

 

Helplessmom is online

 

helplessmom : Peggy, stop stealing my lines and go to sleep

 

andmargarita : no

 

helplessmom : I am not dealing with this this time

 

Helplessmom is offline

 

andmargarita : cOWARD

 

andmargarita : anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. Laf?

 

ouiouimonami : Oui?

 

andmargarita : You are a drama queen right?

 

andhorses0 : ^

 

ouiouimonami : r u d e

 

Ouiouimonami is offline

 

andmargarita : that was dramatic. WHERE DID HE GO?

 

andhorses0 : probably going to act like a normal person and actually sleep

 

Andhorses0 is offline

 

RunningOuttaTime : Anyway you got your drama so you should go back to sleep or you’ll be cranky tomorrow 

 

andmargarita : says the one who never sleeps and is always cranky

 

RunningOuttaTime : go fudge yourself 

 

RunningOuttaTime : but you’re right

 

RunningOuttaTime : meaning I am being the bad exemple. Don’t do like me

 

andmargarita : so do what I say but don’t do what I do?

 

RunningOuttaTime : yes

 

andmargarita : I will not listen to you because I have an idea

 

RunningOuttaTime : what is it?

 

andmargarita : :)

 

RunningOuttaTime : ???

 

andmargarita : >:)

 

Andmargarita added purplehandsomeguy to the conversation 

 

RunningOuttaTime : YOU DID NOT

 

andmargarita : I DID

 

RunningOuttaTime : PEGGY NO

 

andmargarita : PEGGY YES

 

purplehandsomeguy : hi

 

purplehandsomeguy : why am I here

 

andmargarita : Alex said he’s better than you

 

RunningOuttaTime : *chokes* ???

 

purplehandsomeguy : We all know this isn’t true :)

 

andmargarita : I don’t know about that. He also said purple doesn’t suit you

 

RunningOuttaTime : LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

 

purplehandsomeguy : PURPLE SUITS ME GREAT. Fudge you hamilton

 

RunningOuttaTime : oh shut up j e f f e r s h i t

 

purplehandsomeguy : h a m i l d u m b

 

RunningOuttaTime : that all you got?

 

purplehandsomeguy : I don’t wanna hurt your feelings

 

purplehandsomeguy : not that I care if you cry I just don’t feel like laughing too loud and waking up my roommate because I’m a good friend and try not to disturb my friends sleep when they need it

 

purplehandsomeguy : Btw you should sleep those bug under your eyes makes you look like you’re 40

 

purplehandsomeguy : Actually that’s an insult to 40yo people :) you look older

 

RunningOuttaTime : f u c k u 

 

andmargarita : *eats popcorn*

 

Cool women is online

 

Cool women : JUST GO SLEEP ALL 3 OF YOU RIGHT NOW GO I WONT REPEAT MYSELF IF MY PHONE BUZZ ONE MORE TIME IM DELETING THIS GROUP

 

purplehandsomeguy : ohhh someone in a bad mood

 

Cool women : SHUT U P J E F F E R S H I T

 

cool women : NOW got to sleep. Peggy if you don’t right now I’m telling dad

 

andmargarita : BUT

 

cool women : >:(

 

andmargarita : Okay Okay!

 

andmargarita : cool women my butt

 

Everyone is offline