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Ladybug created a group chat.
Ladybug added Cat Noir and Pavon.
Ladybug: OK guys. This chat is for emergencies only. No memes.
Ladybug: I'm looking at you Cat.
Pavon: Bold of you to assume he'll listen.
Cat Noir: rude
Cat Noir: you'll spam this chat with crazy conspiracy theories anyway
Pavon: True
Ladybug: GUYS! EMERGENCY ONLY!
Pavon: Okay, fine. But what is truly an emergency?
Ladybug: I swear if you start one of your philosophical talks, I'll come over to your house and punch you.
Pavon: You don't know where I live.
Ladybug: You underestimate my power
Cat Noir:
Pavon: To be fair, you had it coming.
Ladybug: Cat! What part of "no memes" didn't you understand?
Cat Noir: technically it's a gif
Ladybug: ...
Ladybug: Okay. No memes AND no gifs!
Cat Noir: M'Lady... Why do I have to suffer?
Ladybug: AND no conspiracy theories
Pavon: WHAT?
Ladybug: Here. Now you won't suffer alone.
Pavon: And if I had a theory on Hawkmoth's identity?
Ladybug: Then I'll lift the ban. But you don't.
Pavon: Excuse you but I do.
Cat Noir: really?!
Ladybug: really?!
Pavon: Lift the ban, and then we'll talk.
Ladybug: By the power of the group admin I'm lifting the ban. Now talk.
Pavon: Hawkmoth is Voldemort.
Ladybug: Pavon!
Pavon: I mean think about it. Both of them are magical, villains that look like eggs, have their favorite animal, are obsessed with defeating children/teenagers...
Pavon: But to be fair, Voldemort at least has some fashion sense.
Cat Noir: mood
Ladybug: mood
Ladybug: Ban is active again, though.
Ladybug: You take patrol on Wednesday, as punishment for tricking us
Pavon: I regret nothing.
Cat Noir: M'Lady I love it when you get bossy.
Ladybug: I'm not bossy!
[ Pavon changed Ladybug's name to Lady Dictator ]
Lady Dictator: PAVON! Don't encourage him!
Pavon: He has a point though...
Cat Noir: See?
Lady Dictator: ugh... why do I have to suffer?
[ Pavon changed Cat Noir's name to Kitkat ]
[ Pavon changed his name to Blue Corvette ]
Blue Corvette: Here. Now you won't suffer alone
Kitkat: ooh
Kitkat: I can almost hear your sarcasm
Lady Dictator: you're not going to let me live that ban down, are you?
Blue Corvette: No.
Lady Dictator: But Blue Corvette? What is this?
Blue Corvette: You seriously don't know the song?
Kitkat: I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DA!
Blue Corvette: Thank you, my civilized friend.
Lady Dictator: Ooh. But you're names are cool! If I'm gonna have a stupid nickname, then so do you!
[ Lady Dictator changed Kitkat's name to Furball ]
[ Lady Dictator changed Blue Corvette's name to Smurfette ]
Smurfette: Okay, fair enough.
Furball: why M'Lady... 😢? I thought I was your knight in black, shining leather...
Lady Dictator: No, you're not.
Smurfette: I swear, there's some kind of fetish hidden in there...