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Na Jaemin added Park Jisung, Lee Jeno, Lee Donghyuck, Lee Mark, Zhong Chenle, and Huang Renjun to the chat
Huang Renjun: what the flipping fuck is this
Lee Donghyuck: wow rude much 🙄🤚
Park Jisung: he kinda has a point tho
Lee Jeno: nana what is this and who are these people
Zhong Chenle: hi lol
Huang Renjun: FINALLY SOMEONE I KNOW lmao do you know these ppl
Zhong Chenle: no lol
Lee Mark: oh geez what did i walk into 😂
Park Jisung: stop speaking chinese challenge!!!
Na Jaemin changed the group chat name to "mark slander club"
Na Jaemin: geez calm down you guys
Lee Jeno: he finally makes an appearance!
Lee Mark: hey what's up with the gc name ☹
Na Jaemin: it's fitting
Lee Mark: but-
Na Jaemin: anyway! i made this gc because you all seem lonely and you're all my friends so please ✨ bond ✨
Na Jaemin: maybe introductions yea yea?
Lee Mark: should we like
Lee Mark: state name, grade, and send a pic
Na Jaemin: sure ig
Lee Jeno: that sounds fun!!
Huang Renjun: no <3
Huang Renjun: i have something called ✨ insecurities 🤪✌️✨
Na Jaemin: ...we all literally go to the same school and probably pass each other everyday without noticing
Huang Renjun: 🤠
Zhong Chenle: renjun ur literally pretty wtf
Lee Donghyuck: literally i'll go first since ur so unconfident 😔
Huang Renjun: stfu <3
Lee Donghyuck: hello everyone~ im donghyuck and im a junior!
Lee Donghyuck: my nickname is Haechan btw!!
Lee Mark: UR SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘
Na Jaemin: fanboy behavior 🤠
Huang Renjun: man ur fingers 🤨‼️
Lee Donghyuck: stfu <3
Lee Jeno: hey we're in the same grade!
Lee Donghyuck's name has been changed to "haechannie~ ☀️"
Na Jaemin: oh yeah i forgot to mention like half of us are juniors lol
haechannie~ ☀️: HOW DO YOU JUST FORGET?? THAT'S SUCH IMPORTANT INFO???
Lee Jeno: 🧍
Huang Renjun: so i'm guessing donghyuck jeno and jaem are the 00's?
Na Jaemin: wow so intellectual renjun 🙄
Na Jaemin: anyway who wants to go next
Park Jisung: ooh ooh can i go can i go?
Na Jaemin: sure baby 🥺💕💕💕💕💕
Lee Jeno: baby?? 🤨⁉️
Park Jisung: hihi! im jisung and im a freshman!
Lee Jeno: suddenly i understand!
Zhong Chenle: boy ur legs r long af
Zhong Chenle: also YAYY im not the youngest HA
Lee Mark: im adopting him.
Na Jaemin: NO I ALREADY ADOPTED HIM I WAS HIS FRIEND FIRST NO I CALL DIBS
haechannie~ ☀️: damn shawty 😍 so aggressive
Park Jisung's name has been changed to "long ass legs"
long ass legs: ...why
long ass legs: why couldnt i have gotten a cute one like donghyuck
Zhong Chenle: i like it lol
Huang Renjun: the president likes it, we have to keep it
long ass legs: ???
Na Jaemin: true tho
Lee Mark: 😃👍
Zhong Chenle: since im the president and the best im going last and i order mark to go next
Zhong Chenle: i wanna know why we are slandering him
Na Jaemin: wait good point
Lee Jeno: lmao this should be interesting
haechannie~ ☀️: let the man go
Lee Mark: yo, im mark, and im a senior 😏🤙
haechannie~ ☀️: mans kinda (very) pretty
Lee Mark: ty fam 😩🙏
haechannie~ ☀️: then again this is a mark slander club i must refrain myself from making those comments
Lee Mark: i take that back 😲
Lee Jeno: what the heck is that emote
Na Jaemin: good i was about to yell at u donghyuck
Zhong Chenle: im adopting him
Huang Renjun: ur literally younger than him
Zhong Chenle: who cares 😱 age is just a number ❤
Lee Mark's name has been changed to "morkly"
morkly: uhm wat
Na Jaemin: wait jeno expand why do u think that emote is weird
Lee Jeno: it looks like it forcefully got a marshmallow shoved up its throat
haechannie~ ☀️: PLEASE WTF??
Huang Renjun: how do u see that
long ass legs: wait i see it
Lee Jeno: THANK U!!!
Na Jaemin: no please jisung close ur eyes u dont need to see this
morkly: no go back who wanted to adopt me
Zhong Chenle: i did!!
Huang Renjun: no he does not hes younger than u
morkly: well that's too bad 💔
haechannie~ ☀️: wait since is the mark slander club can i start the slander
Na Jaemin: wait let everyone introduce themselves first
haechannie~ ☀️: what if i say no...
Na Jaemin: then this will become a donghyuck slander club.
haechannie~ ☀️: HHH OK PPL GO
haechannie~ ☀️: yo marshmallow guy u go
Lee Jeno: ugh whatever
Lee Jeno: jeno, junior
haechannie~ ☀️: good sir i asked for an intro i did not want to be attacked like that!!
Huang Renjun: 😳
Na Jaemin: guys he's actually the sweetest and looks like a samoyed (the dog) if u get a cute pic
Na Jaemin: also do u feel the acorn vibes?? yes?? only answer is yes.
Lee Jeno: no shut 😤
Na Jaemin: ur literally the cutest ur even cuter than jisung and that's saying something
Lee Jeno: literally false ❤
Huang Renjun: guys besides jaemin and jeno i have a question
haechannie~ ☀️: yea
Huang Renjun: are we side characters
Na Jaemin: BAHAHA
Lee Jeno: LMAO NOOO
Na Jaemin: we've just known each other for longer like- we've been besties since toddlers
Huang Renjun: that question was directed toward not u guys stop answering
morkly: the answer is no im the one literally being slandered 😭
long ass legs: no!
haechannie~ ☀️: no <3
Zhong Chenle: you might be, but im not!!
Huang Renjun: great thank you all for ur helpful answers i appreciate it
Lee Jeno's name has been changed to "dotori 🌰"
dotori 🌰: 😩
haechannie~ ☀️: renjun go
haechannie~ ☀️: we need to save chenle for last cuz best for last and we already know jaemin so jaemin doesnt need to go <3
Zhong Chenle: ty king i am the best ik
Na Jaemin: now wait u little shit
Na Jaemin: it seems fun to do an introduction let me go
Huang Renjun: ty jaemin u've lowered my blood pressure
long ass legs: ???
Huang Renjun: nvm
Na Jaemin: hellooooooooo, im jaemin, and im a junior!!!!!
haechannie~ ☀️: 🥱
Zhong Chenle: 🥱
Huang Renjun: 🥱
morkly: 🥱
long ass legs: 🥱
Na Jaemin: 😒
dotori 🌰: u look cute nana!!!
Na Jaemin: ty jeno i knew i could trust u and only u
Na Jaemin's name has been changed to "nana <3"
Huang Renjun: the favoritism is showing...
haechannie~ ☀️: jaemin what is the green thing on ur shoulder it looks creepy
nana <3: honestly idk just look at my face instead
long ass legs: it makes me want to puke <3
nana <3: why do i even try
dotori 🌰: dont say that <3
Zhong Chenle: ANYWAY renjun ge u have to go now
Huang Renjun: stfu ik im trying to find a good selca
Zhong Chenle: literally all ur selcas r good u shit
morkly: damn that's some tough love
Huang Renjun: hi, im renjun, im a junior or whatever
haechannie~ ☀️: man u look so soft
dotori 🌰: ur so pretty!!!!!
long ass legs: i may have busted out an uwu
Zhong Chenle: omg u still uwu? canceled 🙄🤚
Huang Renjun: chenle u literally uwued yesterday
Zhong Chenle: and????
Na Jaemin: renjun!! you look so cute in that pic!!!
Huang Renjun: ty!!
Huang Renjun's name has been changed to "injun"
morkly: yes u looked very nice idk why u r insecure about it 😁👍
injun: ty ig
haechannie~ ☀️: wait renjun i want to pet u ur so soft?#??@?$?#%?$%?$
injun: no <3
injun: anyway chenle go
Zhong Chenle: yay!!!!
Zhong Chenle: im chenle and im a sophmore
long ass legs: very cool u look very good mr chenle sir
Zhong Chenle: why thank u jisung sir i agree i look very good
morkly: im adopting everyone here idc what u haters say
injun: go best friend go best friend
Zhong Chenle's name has been changed to "president lele"
president lele: i agree
nana <3: fine mark but i call dibs on jisung kk :)
dotori 🌰: do as jaemin says :))
morkly: oh god that's scary yes i agree ok
haechannie~ ☀️: can the slandering finally start :)))
nana <3: no lmao it's like 2 am now go to sleep we can slander tmr
haechannie~ ☀️: im literally crying rn u made me wait for what
haechannie~ ☀️: exactly.
dotori 🌰: LMAO RIP DONGHYUCK
injun: go sleep
haechannie~ ☀️: i now wont becuz u told me to!
injun: go sleep or else <3
haechannie~ ☀️: maybe i will sleep!
nana <3: good work!
morkly: no but fr it's late and school is gonna be a mess im dippin guys
morkly: gn
haechannie~ ☀️: gn mark!!!
long ass legs: sleep is for the weak
nana <3: jisung ur literally 3
long ass legs: im a freshie??? in highschool???
nana <3: as i said, 3.
president lele: jisung ur a baby so sleep!
long ass legs: ur only a little older than me??
president lele: idc!! sleep!!
long ass legs: god fine </3 gn
nana <3: gn jisung!! gn everyone!!
dotori 🌰: gn nana!
haechannie~ ☀️: gn~
president lele: gn losers
injun: i hope u choke in ur sleep chenle, gn <3