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  1. A Beard and a Bet by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    28 Apr 2021

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    “So I’m proposing a bet. A wager. If you can prove this,” he gestured towards Jaskier’s face, “isn’t a terrible mistake, you win. If you win, you keep the beard. If I’m right, and I win… you shave it off.”

    Jaskier has a new beard - and Geralt hates it. To prove how bad the beard is, he proposes a wager: if Jaskier can’t get a kiss by midnight, he has to shave it off. But the bard’s untrustworthy at the best of times, so Geralt adds a stipulation: if Jaskier does lose, Geralt is the one who gets to shave him.

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