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"Midoriya, I can't fucking take it."
Shinsou walks into Midoriya's dorm room, ignoring how the green-haired boy is flexing in the mirror while wearing an All Might onesie.
"Um, come in...I guess." Shinsou flops onto Midoriya's bed, with a groan, smashing his face into the pillows (which is also All Might theme), "What's up, Shin?"
Shinsou shifts around, wrapping his arms around one of the many pillows on Midoriya's bed, turning to face the latter, "Why is he so fucking cute? Like, I swear to god he's trying to kill me, and here's the thing, he doesn even know it."
Ah, Midoriya thought, this bullshit again
"Shinsou, I love you, but this is the third time this week that you've come into my room -without asking- and ranted about how cute you find Kaminari. Just tell him!"
"Midoriya, I can't 'just tell him!' He's so-" Shinsou cuts himself off with the most pathetic whine Midoriya has ever heard. Rolling his eyes, the less whiner male sits next to his friend, patting his back before smacking Shinsou in the back of the head.
"OW! What was that for?"
Midoriya sighs, "For being a whiny little bitch. Kaminari likes you! You're just too much of an oblivious gay to realize it."
Shinsou rubs the back of his head, pouting at his friend, "I'm pan you asshole, not gay, this is pan eraser." Shinsou grumbles. Flipping over, Shinsou lays on his back, spreading his body all over the bed, the pillow he was cuddling earlier covering his chest, "And he doesn't like me like that Mido."
Shinsou's voice is muffled by the pillow that is currently shoved by his mouth, but Midoriya heard it.
"Yes, he does!"
"Does not!"
"Does too!"
"Does not!"
Midoriya grabs the pillow Shinsou is currently sulking in and wacks the latter in the face, repeatedly.
Shinsou snags the pillow right out of Midoriya's hands and throws it across the room, "Ah! Fuck you man!"
"I will beat the shit out of you if you don't tell Kaminari how you feel! I'm tired of you coming in here and talking about how cute you find his nose. Too much weird shit, Shinsou, too much!"
Now, Shinsou knows that Midoriya is kinda bluffing, but he's not gonna take that chance, since Shinsou is 99% sure that Midoriya could kick his ass without even trying. (He lifts refrigerators for fun for fucks sake! Shinsou wouldn't stand a chance against that crazy. He's a string bean through and through)
Shinsou groans again, "His nose crinkles when laughs, and his dimples show, and that makes his freckles pop out and-“ Midoriya gives him a look. “I'm a weak man, you can't hold that against me." Shinsou whines, flailing his arms around.
Now it's Midoriya's time to groan, grabbing another pillow from his bed, "Stop," wack "being," wack "a" wack "unless pansexual!" another wack, Shinsou huffs and just flops back down on Midoriya's bed, "And, Kaminari is a bisexual himbo, so your perfect for each other."
"He doesn't like me like that! Denki is so cool and I'm an anit-social weirdo!" Shinsou huffs, slumping his head into the mattress. Midoriya doesn't miss how Shinsou used Kaminari's given name but decides to let it slide, for now.
"Yes, he does! He's always around you, wanting to hang out, to study. He's always hanging off of you when you're together. I swear you guys fuse into one person when your together!" Midoriya scoffs, shoving Shinsou's arm so Shinsou can look at him.
Shinsou is silent for a good time, making Midoriya worry a bit before a low grumble interrupts the quiet air.
"Do you really think he likes me back?"
"Yes!"
Shinsou sat up, running a hand through his hair before going down his face, "If he rejects me, you're paying for my ice cream and watching horror movies with me, understand?"
Midoriya lights up, "You're gonna ask him out?"
"Yeah, I think I am," Shinsou blushes, a hand on the back of his neck.
With a screech, Midoriya jumped onto Shinsou, wrapping him into a hug. Shinsou laughs, giving Midoriya a small side hug back before pushing off the latter.
"Mint chocolate ice cream, just in case."
"I'll put back some money for something you won't need, I promise."
—sometime later—
Midoriya's phone goes off in the classic "I Am Here!", drawing him out of his studying. Grabbing it, a smile plays on his lips as he read his newest text
Shinsmeow
keep your money, it's not needed
Dekuwu
I TOLD YOU