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An Eggcellent Experiment by westiec
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2021
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Summary
The return address doesn’t ring any bells, just a nondescript business name, so he shrugs and slices open the box.
Inside is a layer of black tissue paper, and then—oh. OH. Wei Ying suddenly recalls the evening a few weeks back while Lan Zhan had been away on a trip for work that Wen Ning and Nie Huaisang had come over to drink and make snarky commentary on terrible old scifi movies with him. He remembers the horrible alien parasite babies and the rabbit trail of google searches on his phone, and he can feel his face heating as he looks up from the very large turquoise silicone ovipositor and egg-shaped molds to meet Lan Zhan’s amused gaze. “So, I might’ve drunk ordered sex toys the other day,” he says sheepishly.
Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian try out a new toy.