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1. A Tale of Two Bars by TrickySleeves

   Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2021

   Tags

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   • Felix Hugo Fraldarius/My Unit | Byleth
   • My Unit | Byleth
   • Felix Hugo Fraldarius
   • Hapi (Fire Emblem)
   • Sylvain Jose Gautier
   • Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub
   • Bartenders
   • cocktails
   • Service Industry
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Alcohol
   • (and lots of it)
   • Catfishing
   • many character appearances and cameos
   • sexting and nudes
   • Weed
   • Bodyshots
   • Explicit Sexual Content

   Summary

   “Hapi, did you give my number to a guy who was trying to pick you up?”

   Hapi’s eyes flicker open all maraschino and surprised: “Oh! You know, Chatterbox, I forgot about that. Did he call you?”

   “Yeah, and now his friend is texting me.”

   “That’s weird. Block him.”

   Byleth’s finger is hovering over the block button, when who should step through the door but her mortal rival Felix Fucking Fraldarius.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   39,265

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

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