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[He Was a Sk8er Boy]
[07:45]
Catboy: Good morning bitches
Nyoom: Aargh it's so early why
Catboy: It's gamin time
Icy Spicy: Reki it's not that early
Nyoom: It's literally only 8 it's super early
Pinkie Pie: Shouldn't you be awake anyways? You do have school
Nyoom: Yeah yeah whatever mom
Cool Dad: Let the kid do what he wants
Pinkie Pie: Says the one who failed high school
Cool Dad: I DIDNT FAIL HIGH SCHOOL
Cool Dad: I graduated with passing grades thank you very much
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, sure
Catboy: Love how u 2 always say u aren't dating but still bicker like an old married couple
Catboy: Just get together and move on already damn
Nyoom: Facts
Icy Spicy: I try to stay out of other people's business but I agree
Cool Dad: We are NOT dating
Cool Dad: I'm 100% straight
Pinkie Pie: Likewise, I may be gay but I would never date this dopey gorilla
Catboy: *Press X to doubt*
Nyoom: X
Icy Spicy: X
Alpha Moron: X
Nyoom: Joe I think you're about as straight as S
Cool Dad: That's not true
Nyoom: idk man I thought I was straight for a while
Icy Spicy: And now you have me
Nyoom: Yea
Catboy: I mean I may be aroace
Catboy: But even I can tell u ain't straight bud
Cool Dad: Don't you "bud" me I'm older than you
Catboy: ok boomer
Cool Dad: I-
Cool Dad: I hate you child
Catboy: No you don't :3
Cool Dad: Yes I do
Catboy: Mean
Icy Spicy: I still like you Miya
Catboy: Thank u
Catboy: At least someone here appreciates me 😤
Catboy: Anyways imma go stream Minecraft who wants to join
Nyoom: ME
Icy Spicy: Ok
Icy Spicy: Reki will you help me
Nyoom: Of course
Nyoom: I have some stuff for you
Catboy: Keep the mutual simping to a minimum on stream
Catboy: I get enough simps in chat
Nyoom: Yeah yeah
Nyoom: Get on Discord
Catboy: I'm working on it damn
Catboy: I have to get my stream set up
Alpha Moron: What the hell is Discord
Catboy: Wh
Catboy: U don't know what Discord is
Catboy: Fuckin old man
Alpha Moron: IM 24
Catboy: A 24 year old that doesn't know what Discord is tho
Pinkie Pie: I too am unfamiliar with "Discord"
Cool Dad: Ha losers
Cool Dad: This is why I'm the cool dad
Catboy: u coming, Joe
Cool Dad: Yeah
Alpha Moron: Can someone explain what Discord is?!
Catboy: u have this great thing called Google sitting right in front of u dumbass
Alpha Moron: Fuckin-
Alpha Moron: Whatever
Pinkie Pie: You shouldn't use such crude language
Alpha Moron: What about less than 5 minutes ago with Miya
Pinkie Pie: I'm not concerned about Miya
Catboy: It's bc I'm the favourite :3
Nyoom: Let's be real if anyone here is the favourite it's Langa
Catboy: As much as it pains me to say it, yes
Cool Dad: True
Pinkie Pie: I shouldn't pick favourites
Pinkie Pie: But Langa is my favourite
Icy Spicy: 😊
Catboy: Aight y'all get on Minecraft we got streaming to do
Alpha Moron: Don't you have school
Catboy: Irrelevant