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The trio stared at each-other in indecision, Sonic the headgehog, Bill Cyfier, and Eyeless Jack sat in a circle around a couple of candles. It was late but everyone knows no-one sleeps at a sleepover. It was time for scary storys, normaly Jack whould start but it seemed he was playing the long game this time. Bill squinted his eye at Jack questioningly, and Sonic gripped his pillow tighter in anticipation.
Bill cleared his asofigus, and growled lowly, "It was a dark and stormy night..."
He continued, "ten men sat around a campfire..."
If Jack had eyes he would of rolled them, *he's not* he faceplanted into his pillow in exhaustion.
"One said tell a story!...and this is how the story went..."
Sonic stared up at Bill with absolute attention hanging on his every word, the sight almost made Jack want to eat his pillow in frustration. It was obvious they where made for each-other, Jack had been friends with them for long enough to realise there affection for each other long before even they did. If fact it seemed like he was the **only** one who recognised it for what it was, love. Not that he was jealous of Bill, sonic was his *friend* and nothing more, he just wished they could get together already so it wasen't so ackward!
"...Then the bug-bear said 'you wont be haveing anymore cream cheese today, Shakespeare!' the poor, phalantropist couldn't contain his *absolute* discust at the statement!" Bill finished waging his finger at the air like a scolding father.
"So what do you think, pretty scary right" he braggd
"Ya! I cant imagine liveing without chillydogs!" sonic screeched, pulling out one of said chillydogs and downing it in one bite.
"I wasen't paying attention" the creepypasta deadpanned, even though it was the truth everything Jack seemed to say came out sarcastic, Bill once diagnosed him with sarcasm *syndrome* but he thought better to trust Bills medical advice, even with a degree from 'The Universal Institute of Oddity and Occational Medicine'
"*herumf*, well some friend you are..." Bill grumbled floping down on his pillow next to sonic, whom just giggled at there exchange.
"Me next!" sonic exclamed jumping up and idaly stretching
"You know, were telling scary storys...not raceing" Jack pointed nonchalantly, smerking under his mask.
"I'm just warming up, this ones gonna be a duesy! In fact you should warm up to, so you're ready when *you* run screaming!"
"Shure we will..." Bill nudged Jack in the side, a playful smerk on his eye
Sonic didn't catch the sarcazum nor seemed to care as they started to tell there, *bonechilling* story for the night, "So, I was running and I saw Dr, Eggman, and he had Amy! But he pressed a button thing and it made me slow somehow, and she died right in front of me!!"
Jack cringed "oh.. now that was just sad..." he mumbled.
"Sonic." Bill started carefuly, "By any chance was this a dream you had..."
"yah, pretty scary one to!"
Bill took a deep breath, wondering how someone could possibly be denser than he himself.
After a couple seconds Eyeless Jack had had enough, he stood abruptly causeing the pair to end there imprompto stareing contest, "thats it, im heading downstairs to get a snack"
Bill moved to follow him, floating to his side.
"Wait guys, don't leave me here!" sonic yelped, jumping up to his feet in a rush
"Well you can't, just *run* around *my* house" Jack said sternly, recalling the many already broken valuables downstairs.
"I'd be careful this-time..." The headgehog growled
Suddenly Bill turned to Jack completely seriously, "permission to teleport the fridge"
"No." Jack said plainly
"HA when did i ever listen to *you* facemask!" His seriousness melted like butter as he snapped his fingers to move the fridge anyways.
But everyone went quite as it apered it didn't take long to notice the foul smell comeing from it, or at least Sonic seemed to notice dashing as far away as he could from the metal container, on second thought it didn't even look like a fridge but a valt, and whatever was in it stunk!
"Um, why dose it smell, like that" Sonic gulped
Jack simply sighed, glaring at the glowing triangle, "You're putting it back" he paused, walking towards the 'fridge' "but I'm still getting *my* snacks"
"*sure*" Bill curtly replied
After a couple minutes Jack reamerged from the fridge carefully closeing the door behind him and carrying a tray of, something...
"Fresh, human kidneys!" Jack exclaimed, tiping the tray and giving poor Sonic a full wiff of the rotting organs causing him to step back.
Sonic gagged running away from the two sycopaths, and darting out the open window.
"Well, i'm more of a small intestine kind of guy but...kidneys are alwayse good finger food" Bill remarked merryily
"There my Moms sergery procedure, we had to torture the victim for weeks to get them like this"
Bill hummed in approval, "We better eat them, before Sonic gets back, if we time it right I can remove his memory of this *ever* happening, then maybe he won't be *scarrd for life*!"
"Ya, sure..." Jack said non-committaly, already nibbling at one of the kidneys.
The End