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hogwartsclassof2025 has opened hogwarts' newbies
siriusorion has joined
jfpotter has joined
siriusorion there's only two of us?
siriusorion lame
jfpotter kind language
jfpotter i'm james
siriusorion i can read
siriusorion are u assuming that i didn't even read ur bio
siriusorion rude
siriusorion i'm sirius
jfpotter that is the most interesting name i have ever heard
siriusorion what does the f stand for in ur username
jfpotter i do NOT want to talk about it
siriusorion it's ur middle name isn't it
jfpotter no
siriusorion then what is it
jfpotter you know, more people should join
siriusorion they will
peteygrew has joined
siriusorion HEY I WAS RIGHT
siriusorion welcome brother
siriusorion assuming you go by he/him or he/they pronouns
jfpotter socially aware <3
peteygrew hi
peteygrew i really thought that there would be more than two people here
jfpotter we're the legacy starters
siriusorion people are going to wish that they were here
peteygrew oh i'm sure
peteygrew i'm peter
peteygrew he/they :)
jfpotter welcome brethren
jfpotter i'm james potter
jfpotter he/they as well. still getting used to the they though
siriusorion who the fuck says brethren
peteygrew james does... apparently
jfpotter sirius u have to introduce urself
siriusorion i'm sirius black
peteygrew whatta name
siriusorion shut the fuck up peter
jfpotter SIRIUS we have to be NICE to our new friend
jfpotter or he will leave
peteygrew don't tempt me
siriusorion get out while u can, james has taken a liking to me
jfpotter you AND mr. peter over here
peteygrew i have literally been here for five minutes
jfpotter i cannot imagine what life was like without you peter
peteygrew what pronouns do u use, sirius?
siriusorion im not picky. normally people tend to use he or they
jfpotter wow, we're all he/theys
peteygrew solidarity
remuslupin has joined
jfpotter A NEW SOUL
peteygrew WITH THE MOST BORING USERNAME
remuslupin oh god
remuslupin this was a mistake
siriusorion im going to have to ask you for your name and pronouns before we continue
remuslupin what am i? being held hostage?
jfpotter yes
peteygrew we're being socially aware
siriusorion peter shut the fuck up
jfpotter SIRIUS BE NICE
siriusorion kiss my ass potter
remuslupin i'm remus lupin. pronouns are he/him
peteygrew damn, the solidarity ends with the three of us
peteygrew im going to have to ask u to leave remus
remuslupin what why
remuslupin im sorry im a white male
siriusorion we can't choose to be hot POC
jfpotter true
jfpotter besides, that's not what's wrong
siriusorion i know u would change it if u could
jfpotter ok wait i didn't mean to say it's wrong
jfpotter he/him is perfectly fine
jfpotter peter, sirius, and i are all he/theys
remuslupin ooooohhhh gotcha
remuslupin well i'm a part of the queer community
remuslupin am i back in?
siriusorion we have to confer
siriusorion one moment
remuslupin are u kidding me
siriusorion has opened the groupchat
siriusorion has added jfpotter and peteygrew
siriusorion has titled the groupchat he/they supremacy
siriusorion men?
jfpotter i like him
siriusorion as in
siriusorion friend? or
jfpotter HEY I DIDN'T TELL U MY SEXUALITY
jfpotter I DIDN'T PUT MY BIRTHDAY IN
peteygrew he's cool
peteygrew though i do not fully understand why we had to create a whole new groupchat
jfpotter well, now poor remus is left wondering about his fate
siriusorion let's go back
peteygrew jesus fucking christ
peteygrew hopefully none of u are catholic
jfpotter i was
siriusorion now i understand why he loves to use brethren
jfpotter shut up
hogwarts' newbies
siriusorion we have made our decision
remuslupin oh good, i have been on the edge of my seat
remuslupin terror
jfpotter mr. lupin
peteygrew MAY STAY
remuslupin YAY
remuslupin why am i so relieved
remuslupin what were u guys going to do? force me to exit the gc?
redheadedfeminist has joined
jfpotter A GIRL
siriusorion JAMES U DON'T KNOW THAT
remuslupin feminists can be women
peteygrew and u call urself socially aware
jfpotter ..... redheadedfeminist, are you a woman?
redheadfeminist yes! i'm lily :)
remuslupin i've seen your profile!!!
redheadfeminist really?
remuslupin yes, it was posted right after mine
redheadedfeminist oh yes! i knew i recognized your name
siriusorion while i hate to break up the love fest
siriusorion what are ur pronouns lily?
redheadfeminist she/they :)
peteygrew fuck yeah, join the club
redheadedfeminist what club?
jfpotter PETER
redheadfeminist what club?
siriusorion technically, it's a he/they club
peteygrew remus is not a part of it either lily, don't feel bad
redheadedfeminist don't worry, i don't
mckinnon has joined
siriusorion OH I RECOGNIZE HER
siriusorion marlene!
mckinnon sirius?
mckinnon oh my god
jfpotter do u two know each other?
mckinnon unfortunately, yes
remuslupin how?
siriusorion u don't want to know
peteygrew oh but now i do
mckinnon mmmm, maybe later
redheadedfeminist another girl!
mckinnon yes! i'm marlene, any nickname u could possibly come up with is fine
siriusorion lesbean
mckinnon except that one
mckinnon actually it's fine, but sirius can't use it
siriusorion NO
mckinnon auntie marls says no
siriusorion fine.
remuslupin marlene is ur aunt?
mckinnon do i look old enough for sirius to be my nephew
mckinnon don't answer that
peteygrew i was going to say no!
jfpotter wait i feel like we're not using the gc for its sole purpose
redheadfeminist .....?
jfpotter WHAT IS EVERYONE'S MAJOR
redheadedfeminist english with a concentration in creative writing and a minor in WGS
jfpotter wow
remuslupin film
siriusorion wow
peteygrew economics... but only because i panicked and randomly chose a major
mckinnon peter i don't think that is how that works
redheadedfeminist definitely not
peteygrew i knowwwww
peteygrew i'm working on it
siriusorion i'm undeclared
jfpotter like your pronouns
siriusorion im going to hit u
jfpotter the left side
siriusorion what
jfpotter hit my left side
jfpotter it's my worse side
mckinnon i'm a journalism major
redheadedfeminist we'll have some writing classes together then!
mckinnon yes!!!!!!
remuslupin what is ur major james
jfpotter psychology
redheadedfeminist oh please
redheadedfeminist that is purely to pick up chicks
jfpotter NO
jfpotter i want to be a therapist :(
redheadedfeminist oh my god
redheadedfeminist oh my god james
redheadedfeminist i am so sorry
he/they supremacy
jfpotter it's totally to pick up chicks ;)
siriusorion u fucker