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Today on the Animaniacs discord server, totally insaney, we have our first very own server angst fic!
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it started out just like a normal day till plastic talk came about and then it just got weird. Crazy and insany. To the max. in the end, they all perished due to eating plastic, there were laughs and cries, divorces too, oh yeah Freh was murdered
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meanwhile, everyone murdering and laughing Classy be just vibing with their good old friend Panic watching the chaos as it kept getting crazier. Soon they will be the only ones left in this zany server because everyone will be DEAD
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Classy turned to Panic with a thought, "What if we don't use our mallets this time, but what we were taught?" and so they explained, and their deed was done, everyone was dead because of angst and stupid puns.
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With a heavy sigh, the writer Miki decided to make an approach, a different one so Maya could confront her ex Freh before they perish severely due to the chaos in this server, running wild and throwing them over.
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With ANOTHER HEAVY SIGH, Miki writes in that one of these goofs get hungry, probably someone that has a Wakko love and with a sad heart, Miki writes that @Ariemerald was torn apart.... and eaten
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Miki nods up at the sky where she sees @Ariemerald waving. God bless we will remember you as a sacrifice.
"WHAT SACRIFICE???? I DID YOU ALL A FAVOR"
"Did you just imply that I’m goofy and part-Wakko?"
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Miki turns to @Maya when her question was presented. "Shouldn't you be dead already, everyone in this server was probably eaten anyways?"
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Miki stares at the server she's in, seeing them still talk. Confused at first but shrugs, "It must be the plastic and eating people because they're obviously still here"
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Miki clears her throat and stares at the camera that @Princess Angelina Cont- I CAN'T holds, "You see kids this is why you always eat plastic and apparently people cause you become immortal but sadly you become totally unstable" She said doing a crazy face as shes seen Yakko do in the episode of number..... four. Damn that didn't rhyme, but who knows maybe next time.
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"This recording is going to become so long sjajajsnsa"
"RIP whatever computer I'm going to upload this on because the file is going to be so big"
Miki nods, "Then we can end it here.... maybe with a song." Though remembering this server.... a regret slowly gripped her and she hoped people would look this over
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Even when eaten, @Ariemerald voice can still be heard.
"I'm just a poor little boy stuck in someone's stomach. 👉👈"
"*hits stomach* You be quiet. 😒"
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Miki clears her throat once more and goes to @Maya "I think we may need to get that human back. Eventually, it's not gonna digest well, and your tummy may swell."
"Bold of you to assume I'm human"
"Do you really think that’s such a good idea to let this supervillain loose??"
"I do! 😄"
"*holds mallet up to stomach* Don’t make me do it again"
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"If we ever actually make a fic of this, what would the title be?"
"A Mess"
"I vote something like Maya plastic fic"
"Server to the max? Immortals? hmmm"
"JSJAXKAJS 'A Mess: A Retelling of a True Story"
"...' Server to the Yax'"
"Or EVERYONE WENT FABOO INSANE DUE TO PLASTIC AND THINGS"
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Panic, Classy, and Autumn watching this chaos: 🍿🍿🍿
"You're the third wheel"
"I wouldn't mind that :D"
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This server doesn't die due to people eating plastic or human creatures, oh no this server dies because Miki sets them all on fire after malleting them. Then chuckles an evil Dot-like laugh.
"Except me. Again, I'm too awesome to burn"
"Ill still mallet you tho muahahahahaaha"
"o u c h"
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It was a beautiful crisp morning, the birds were chirping and everyone in this server was insane, but all invited to this wedding. The couple joined hands and stared at each other with so much love
“Wait which couple is this? We've had like 3 or something”
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It was hard to believe @Maya and @Traumedic // Freh were divorced prior, guess miracles could happen, kicking their addiction to damn plastic, Maya finally said yes, and thus the wedding began…
"Divorced 5 times in fact"
"Excuse you, only 3 and a half @Ariemerald"
"Your spouse says otherwise. :3c"
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with their insane server watching at hand, all sniffles and crying, @Panic be lying if they weren't, holding @Classy Epic Yax Moment while they watched, meanwhile, @Ariemerald was hell-bent on fresh-keeping the addiction of plastic a thing, putting maya on the back burner, HMPH they could NEVER!
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THEY LOVED THEM TO MUCH TO DO SO, and so the two spoke their vows. as they gazed into each other's eyes.
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as the couple kept trying to say their vows, this little boy kept spewing so Miki decided that it was his nap time. She gave @Ariemerald a good old WHACK, sending him to the back.
"zzzz uwu"
"Oh G-d they freaking dead"
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Princess points the camera at Ari's dead body, "oh lmao," they say, "Guess they'll miss the wedding"
"The perfect shot to put the romantic mood for any wedding. uwu"
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everyone's eyes focusing on fresh and Maya, meanwhile I and panic are the background ship that everyone is hoping goes from platonic to more by the end
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Miki after that mess up decides to try again, after sending @Ariemerald to bed, she makes sure the wedding proceeds.
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"@Panic, will you marry me? 💖💖💖"
"GASP"
"OOOOO"
Behind the camera, you hear "HOLY SPIELBERG, HOW MANY WEDDINGS AND DIVORCES ARE WE GOING TO HAVE-???"
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"*Yakko’s voice* exsqueeze me, are me and @Traumedic // Freh married or what?"
"This ain't about you anymore"
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You all hear a voice behind the camera again "how did this get from plastic-eating and arson to weddings and divorce?"
"hell that I know. how tf did I get a husband."
"You're the writer. How do you not know?"
"Do writers ever truly know what's gonna happen"
"I'm a writer not a plotter"
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"double wedding now! or should we triple wedding"
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Miki clears her throat, she grabs a bullhorn and directs it to the couple @Traumedic // Freh and @Maya YOU TWO ARE FUCIKING MARRIED, NO DIVORCES. HAVE A GOOD FUCKING DAY
"that was the sweetest marriage ever."
"Now we gotta get a divorce out of spite"
"Yay!"
I DID NOT JUST PLAN THIS WEDDING JUST FOR DIVORCES!!!!
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"@Panic I'm glad we don't have all of this relationship angst like these other ships in this story"
"@Classy Epic Yax Moment is self-aware. Repeat. @Classy Epic Yax Moment is self-aware"
you two are safe..... for now
Me and Miki: cackles
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"Soooo we ship Panic and Classy, me and Freh, Miki and Princess, and Ariemerald with plastic rehab"
"Miki and Princess-" chokes WELL THEN
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Princess and Miki going to go ruin relationships that were perfect before fanfic when? Oh now? COOL
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"Jskaajsn sure"
"cool I got a girlfriend"
Somebody’s writing this chaos. Now....who’s gonna draw this 👀