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1. don't want none (unless you got guns) by Laylah for Polluxander

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jan 2015

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bro/Grandpa Harley
   • Bro Strider
   • Grandpa Harley
   • First Meeting
   • Hook-Up
   • Terrible Wildlife Metaphors
   • Terrible Metaphors and Then They Bone
   • Bro Is Ridiculous Forever

   Summary

   You raise an eyebrow over the rim of your shades and put on your best deadpan. "I'm on the hunt for anacondas."

   "In a place like this?" Harley shakes his head. "This hardly seems an appropriate environment to coax them out of hiding. Take it from someone who's wrestled a few in his day."

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