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1. Petal Dance by KannaOphelia

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   12 May 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Humor
   • Book Canon and Characterization
   • Hanahaki Disease
   • First Time
   • Happy Ending
   • One Shot
   • Crowley is too cool to be in love
   • At least so he thinks
   • Writing all the tropes
   • Bickering is a sign of love
   • Especially for the original ineffables
   • But it's more like fall in love or your friend is inconveniently discorporated

   Summary

   "Well," Crowley said. "Either you make me fall in love with you, or you die."

   "Oh, well, that's quite all right then," snapped Aziraphale, then stopped to clear his throat and coughed out some more petals. "I'll just seduce Satan while I'm at it. Is Belphegor a bit lonely lately?"

   "Don't be peevish with me. I'm the one having flowers and blood coughed all over my flat just because you had to be a bloody forgiving angel and go around falling in love with a demon. These carpets are white, you know."

   "Oh, look, this one's a narcissus. What's that in flower language again? Selfishness?"
   ----
   Aziraphale has a problem. Crowley wants to help him out. There's an obvious solution.

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