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"Don't wait for a large man to hurt you," Darcy's mother taught her growing up. "Stay aware and protect yourself," she added as she tucked a taser into Darcy's hand before shipping her off to college.
Thor turned out to be a nice guy, but there was no way in this day and age that Darcy was going to bank on that, so when he started sounding threatening and waving his arms around wildly, she dealt with it appropriately.