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Jerms wbt up to siris and arsked hm abt harmwork.
"Hy bud siri you di homework lwts make map cool?"
“Yrs mke mep” Sid petre.
"No dont make maep." Rmy sad sexjlry. He wlked awy in a wrewolfy way.
Sori was v mad. He wrnt dwn to cupbkrd amd spok snap.
"Yo snpe," said siri ' Look unddr the stum on full moon"
Hexddi da bizexusl fingerfuns and blshed cause snap was HOT!
Snap swooned bcayse siri ws alks hot.
"cmere my little lion" snap sad. H wnte to said that t remy butt Remy wasnt there.
"I will if u ea some limited edirion snickres."
"The ons from Japin?" Siri asked.
"Yaas queen." Snap answered.
Siris werewofed down da snickrs. "Yum. Help me get into plot convence fason sxool."
"Whop whop." siriu cherad. "But pls come chec out da tree stump. Wompin' will."
"Yee." snap did da gay twerkin and left the cupbod.
Siei coldnt wat. Soon his bf ws going to lern not to said no to mapping.
Latr dat daily Remy wnt to sheiking shack w pomphret. H ws expctin hs frinds to b3 animals butt they wre goimna k1ll snap imsted.
Som, snap stepped under da wompin willow. "Where do 1 go not gaeees?" aksed snap will tweekin.
"Lok behind da dor." sad sirnc.
"Y" aked snap.
Jams hit siru in da hed. "Yo art thou cray cray?"
"Ek is ne cray cray ne." sad siri sadly. "Kill da snap."
"Nooooo" but snap opened da dor.
Rem almost 8 snap but petre slammed sa dor closd.
"Snap!" Jams and Pet got down on 1 nee. "Kan ek jou superman batman, irnoman, spiderman weers!" tehy snag.
"What?" snap sksed.
Siri was socked. "YOURE NOT AFRIKAANERS!!!!!!!!1!1111" he yalled.
Jams and Pete shook ther heds. "We r."
dey brok into song agan. "Kaptain!" they samg.
But siri left. James and Pete wer proposin to HIS crush. No Fair!!1!1!111
Siri wondred if he twrked ten snap wold luv him.
DA END!!!1!!!!!