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UNDEAD 🤘🤘
AlphaWolf: Yo fuckers
Kaowu: Aight, who the fuck told this Doggo to make this groupchat?
AlphaWolf: Fuck off with the Dog bullshit!
Kaowu: Not only that he's the admin. I shall cry ;_;
Adonis:): hakaze-senpai, do you not want there to be a groupchat of us?
Kaowu: That's not the problem. The fact that Koga made it makes me cringe :|
AlphaWolf: Eat shit asshole! There is literally nothing wrong with me making this damn groupchat
Kaowu: Shut.
AlphaWolf: Di3
Rei Sakum4: hwllo squaas
Rei Sakum4: hello sqayd
Rei Sakum4: Hello Squad.
Kaowu: That was painful-
Kaowu: And you calling us squad is a no no.
AlphaWolf: Jeez and here i thought yo deadass vampire ass had adjusted to a phone
Rei Sakum4: Yku all hurt me :(
Rei Sakum4: You*
Adonis:): dont worry about it, sakuma-senpai. even I have still have problems using a phone
Kaowu: 16th century whackies....
AlphaWolf: Pretty sure Adonis prolly dont even know what a capital letter is , this guy
Adonis:): i do know what a capital letter is. its the bigger letters of the smaller letters.
Kaowu: Well yes, but actually yes.
AlphaWolf: Then how come yo ass never seem to use em then???
Adonis:): i am unsure. they don't show up, the capital letters.
Rei Sakum4: Yku have to set them to auto in your settings, Adonis-Ckun.
Rei Sakum4: You*
Rei Sakum4: Adonis-Kun*
AlphaWolf: Ayeo do us a favour and don't bother messaging at all coz at this rate we probably gonna be dead before you actually get to send the damn messages because you're old, dusty, ancient, and crinkly.
AlphaWolf: Leant how to use a phone , mah ass u did.
Kaowu: Got to agree with him there. I can't lie and say I can be patient enough to wait for your boomer like messages.
Rei Sakum4: WHJAT? KAORU-KUN AND OOGA-KUN!? WHAY DID I DO TO RECEIVE SUCH HARSH WORDS ;;___;; i am innocent..
Kaowu: Uhm, acting like a corpse trying to text.
AlphaWolf: Taking the fucking piss.
Rei Sakum4: 😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😓😓😓😖😖😖☠☠☠😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖😖😰😰😰😨😨😥😥😭
AlphaWolf: istg shut yo nosferatu mouth up or imma shove some garlic up in there
Adonis:): sorry, sakuma-senpai. i have no power to stop this.
Rei Sakum4: To believe my partner and child have turned rebellion against me..
Kaowu: Rebellious*
Rei Sakum4: :(
AlphaWolf: Yeahhh no i didnt sign up to be treated like yo kid
Rei Sakum4: How would your mother feel!?!??!?! 😱 That would hurt their feelings.
AlphaWolf: Hol tf up- mother?! Who da bloody hell is mah mother???
AlphaWolf: WHY AM I EVEN ASKING THIS! I COUDLNT GIVE A SHITTTTT
Rei Sakum4: I'm Gobsmacked that you don't know who your own mother is!
Rei Sakum4: Kaoru-Chan of course! 😋😍🥰
Kaowu: Sumimasen but Nani the fuck-
Kaowu: Eeeeegggggghhhhh?!?
AlphaWolf: .
Adonis:): i did... kind of expect an answer like that..
Kaowu: I don't remember agreeing to this!
Rei Sakum4: Yu did! Ever sice you accepted to be my darling wifey :D
Kaoru: 😶
AlphaWolf: This just shows... You have a small dick Vampire bastard
Rei Sakum4: WhAt! That os simply not true! Kaoru-Kun can surely tell him otherwise, isnt that right??
Kaowu: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!!
Kaowu: Shut it! No, nope!! I don't want to hear this anymore!
AlphaWolf: Ayeo ngl seems like Playboy and Vampire movin a little sus behind the scenes eh? 😏
Kaowu: NO, BAD DOG, BAD!!! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK?!?!
Adonis:): 🥵
Kaowu: ADONIS WHAT THE FUCK!?
Adonis:): im sorry, that was the wrong imoji
Adonis:): 🥳
Kaowu: What is that supposed to even mean?!
Rei Sakum4: It means he's happy for us Kaoru-Kun. :) Isn't that great?
Kaowu: Whatever! I'm leaving! Clearly all of you have lost some braincells. If not, all!
Rei Sakum4: 🍆🍆
Adonis:): what is with this vegetable sakuma-senpai?
Kaowu: I -
AlphaWolf: Ayeo get yourselves a room
Kaowu: Shut it you Doggo!!
Rei Sakum4: We plan two ;)
Rei Sakum4: To*
AlphaWolf: Damn, mood ruined ig
Kaowu: WhAt MoOd?!
Kaowu: tHeRe WaS nEvEr AnY mOoD iN tHe FiRsT pLaCe!
Kaowu: AND REI, STOP SUGGESTING SUCH WEIRD THINGS! AAAAAAAAA 😖
Adonis:): im sorry but i dont understand? is there an actual meaning as to the aubergines sakuma-senpai sent?
AlphaWolf: PFT, it means he's gonna rail Hakaze 🛤
□Kaowu has left the groupchat□
AlphaWolf: JDIWKSDJFNWLKSJSKW
Rei Sakum4: Ahaha- well- :V
Adonis:): what do you mean by railing?
AlphaWolf: Jeez Adonis. If you keep this up you'd give the Vampire a run for his money
Adonis:): i am sorry.
Rei Sakum4: I will, ahem, see you kids later, im going to check up on Karu-Kun~
Rei Sakum4: Kaoru-Kun*
AlphaWolf: Don't forget to use protection!
Rei Sakum4: Naughty son, just what are you implying?
AlphaWolf: Oi! Only what you implied from the get go!
Rei Sakum4: We don't talk about that. Anyways, I must go!
Adonis:): im confused.
AlphaWolf: Its for the best