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Welcome back, Master Marv ( @saberstaff_mastery_ ).
Create Chatroom? Y/N
Created Chat Room 8866719
10:12 cst-
-@saberstaff_mastery has set chat priority level to: low-
-@saberstaff_mastery_ has added members: @cmdr.CC-2224, @cmdr.CC-1010, @cmdr.CC-3636, @ARC-39.cmdr, @cmdr.CC-1004, @cmdr.CC-5052, @cmdr.CC-3070, @k00n_pl0, @n3g0t1at0r_2, @vos.vos.vos, @lumi-nation, @need.1.sleeve, @huntm0ther.T-
-@saberstaff_mastery_ has changed the chat name to: This is a family meeting-
-@saberstaff_mastery has set username to Mother of the hour-
Mother of the hour: @here
Mother of the hour: Welcome to hell, children and siblings. This is to keep in touch/share relevant info/for my own personal amusement.
-Mother of the hour has set username for @ARC-39.cmdr to Commander Buir the fun killer-
Commander Buir the fun killer: General.
-Commander Buir the fun killer has username to Disgruntled Buir-
-@n3g0t1at0r_2 has set username to Mstr. Kenobi -
Mstr. Kenobi: She's always done that. I believe she'll change my name in the next fifteen minutes. That or one of the other absolute karkers in this chat will.
-@vos.vos.vos has set username for @n3g0t1at0r_2 to Bitch needing a nap-
Bitch needing a nap: Quinlan Vos. You absolute slut.
Mother of the hour: Nice to know Quinny never grew out of his babyslut phase.
[email protected] has set username to Babyslut -
Babyslut: You love me and you know it ;)
Bitch needing a nap: If not for the laws of the order I would have stabbed you in the creche.
Babyslut: Nah. You'd be too anxious to even find something to stab me with. And I was your crime buddy. Crime buddies only stab because they love each other.
Bitch needing a nap:
Bitch needing a nap:
Bitch needing a nap:Quinlan Vos you're still on thin ice.
@cmdr.CC-1010: Nice to know that any and all professionalism is out the window.
Mother of the hour: Fox, my baby, my boy, my favourite child in this chat.
Mother of the hour: Professionalism does not actually exist here. It is a myth made up by the bourgeoisie of coruscant that strut about the senate building.
Mother of the hour: You of all of us should know this.
@cmdr.CC-1010: If I leave you'll just add me back in, correct?
Mother of the hour: Yes. There is no escape.
Babyslut: Pffft running is stupid anyways
@cmdr.CC-1010: Vos you were running from a firefight last week on the lower levels that you started
Babyslut: Aha! But commander, I never said that I was NOT a dumbass
@cmdr.CC-1010: Got that karking right.
Bitch needing a nap: Nice to know that we're all in agreement on that.
Babyslut: :'(
Mother of the hour: Wait I marked this chat low priority why are you responding right now??
Mother of the hour: Aren't you with a senator right now???
Babyslut: Oh shit Fox got caught
@cmdr.CC-1010: You have no proof
Mother of the hour: helm.cam_ct5331.png
System Admin:[ Image ID: CC-1010 standing guard at door 543A]
Mother of the hour: Fox.
-@cmdr.CC-1010 has set username to Text to Speech God-
Text to Speech God: Who sent that image? There's no 5331 in the guard?
Mother of the hour: :)
Mother of the hour: ;D
Text to Speech God: This feels like bullshit.
Babyslut: That's our secret weapon, Foxy.
Babyslut: Its always been bullshit.
Babyslut: Except for that Image, I'm fairly certain thats real.
Text to Speech God: Hold on I've got an insult for you specifically just have to do my actual job first
Bitch needing a nap: It's okay take your time.
Text to Speech God: This senator just
Text to Speech God: I'm????
-Text to Speech God is offline-
Mother of the hour: He'll be fine.
Babyslut: He'll kill gods out of spite
Babyslut: He'll be fine
14:05 cst-
Mother of the hour: Hey @n3g0t1at0r_2 where's you commander I wanna talk to him.
Bitch needing a nap: Summon him of your own accord i've got two tonnes of paperwork, enough stims to kill a bantha, and less than 4 hours of sleep over the past three days
Bitch needing a nap: And I have a council meeting in thirty minutes that I need to prep for.
Mother of the hour: @k00n_pl0 verification needed
@k00n_pl0: Ah
@k00n_pl0: Yet another family chatroom.
@k00n_pl0: When Wolffe asked about your username earlier, I had assumed you were gathering blackmail again. But never mind that idea.
@k00n_pl0: Obi-wan please tell me you were exaggerating.
Mother of the hour: mousedroid01212_acc12.screenrec.mp4
@k00n_pl0: Obi-wan what the absolute kark
-Mother of the hour has set username for @k00n_pl0 to Concerned Parent-
Mother of the hour: Seconded.
Concerned Parent: @cmdr.CC-2224
Concerned Parent: Come get your Jedi he's being a fool
@cmdr.CC-2224: ?
@cmdr.CC-2224: Sirs?
Bitch needing a nap: None of this was an actual excuse to actively summon my commander leave him out of this
@cmdr.CC-2224: ?????????????
Concerned Parent: Obi-wan you put it in chat
Concerned Parent: !Quote-3 @n3g0t1at0r_2
System Admin: [Quote: <"Summon him of your own accord i've got two tonnes of paperwork, enough stims to kill a bantha, and less than 4 hours of sleep over the past three days" -@n3g0t1at0r_2>]
Bitch needing a nap: That!!! Was NOT an invitation!!
Mother of the hour: Alright 1 Cody won't cut it probably
Mother of the hour: @everyone Its Bully-Kenobi-into-sleeping" hours come help
-@lumi-nation has changed the chat name to: Bully Kenobi Hours ver 2.1-
@lumi-nation: Nice to see were bringing back our favorite padawan pass time
@lumi-nation: Did you actually only get 4 hours of sleep Obi?
Bitch needing a nap: Unimportant
@cmdr.CC-2224: Sirs what is happening
@cmdr.CC-1004: I would also like to know what's happening
@cmdr.CC-5052: My general said just roll with it so
@cmdr.CC-3070: Simp
@cmdr.CC-3636: Simp
Text to Speech God: Guys, task at hand
Text to Speech God: Bully Bly over being a simp later
@need.1.sleeve: its bully Master Obi hours
@need.1.sleeve: Ive got the perfect people to help just let me add them first
-@need.1.sleeve has added members: @diaster.jedi, @togrutas.dont.have.bones-
@disaster.jedi: I got a text from Aay saying we're bullying Obi into sleeping which is great because he hasn't slept since we left the last front on Grenn-2
@disaster.jedi: Which was four days ago.
Bitch needing a nap: Kark off Anakin I have everything perfectly under control
@disaster.jedi: No, I don't think I will.
@disaster.jedi: Ur bein a grouch. Which just proves you need a nap. And not a meditation "nap" an actual kriffing nap
@togrutas.dont.have.bones: First off, holy shit, Master Obi-wan cussing.
@togrutas.dont.have.bones: My innocent montrals, they've been scarred
Bitch needing a nap: (1. Ahsoka you know for a fact that line doesn't work on anyone. (2. Language, youngling.
@togrutas.dont.have.bones: >:|
@togrutas.dont.have.bones: Hey Cody, tackle him.
@togrutas.dont.have.bones: Actually, better yet, have Sleeper get him.
@lumi-nation: Cody might need to do both, probably.
@lumi-nation: Which he should do
@lumi-nation: On both mine and Plo's orders.
@need.1.sleeve: And mine and ani's, plus Masters Vos, Marv, and Ti.
@need.1.sleeve: Whole damn chat
-Babyslut has set username for @need.1.sleeve to Quin's Child-
Mother of the hour: mousedroid45812_acc19.screenrec.mp4
-several people have saved file(s) from chat-
-Mother of the hour has set username for @cmdr.CC-2224 to Flying tackle-
Text to Speech God: Damn
Babyslut: Rip Obes i guess, holy kriff
@togrutas.dont.have.bones: Love to see it
Flying tackle: Well. That went...
@cmdr.CC-3636: It certainly did
@cmdr.CC-3636: You think he's gonna be pissed once he comes back round?
Flying Tackle: Maybe?
@disaster.jedi: Nah. Maybe give you the look of severe disappointment couple with the "of-all-the-stupid-shit" sigh
@disaster.jedi: But he won't be mad
-Mother of the hour has changed username for @cmdr.CC-3636 to Younger Koon Child-
-Mother of the hour has changed username for @togrutas.dont.have.bones to Older Koon Child-
-Concerned Parent has changed username to Parent of feral children-
[email protected] has changed username to Plausibly a force clone-
Babyslut: Hey didn't Obes have a council meeting right about now?
Mother of the hour: I stopped being on the council decades ago don't ask me questions
Mother of the hour: Also yes but still
Parent of feral children: Thank You for that strangely useful interlude into this, Quinlan
Parent of feral children: Because we may have a small problem
Parent of feral children: Mace wants to know where Obi-Wan is.
Mother of the hour: Well. Thats unfortunate