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24:12:2089, EARTH STANDARD
This was not what I expected when I came on my intergalactic vacation to Earth. Everywhere I go, there are evergreens with lights and colourful bobbles on them. And, to top it off, every four-hundred paces, I come across the same, fat, white-haired man in an all red suit with bells. How does one planet have so many duplicates? I will not be staying here for the Earth-week I had planned. Nope. I am leaving on the next shuttle out of here. I did not sign up for this.