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THE SHERLOCK ALPHABET
A is for ANDERSON, and his off-putting face;
B is for BAKER STREET, where our boys share a place;
C is for CASES, which challenge the mind;
D is for DOCTOR WATSON, the finest kind;
E is for EXPERIMENTS, or, “the games Sherlock plays;”
F is for “FREAK,” a pet name (in a way);
G is for GATISS - breaking the fourth wall a bit, here;
H is for (MRS.) HUDSON, “not your housekeeper, dear;”
I is for IDIOTS, and nearly everyone is one;
J is for JIM, who “plays” (snicker) gay for fun;
K is for KINKMEME - “he spread jam on his penis?!”
L is for LESTRADE, seeking aid from our genius;
M is for MYCROFT, posh and smug as can be;
N is for NICOTINE, delivered in patches of three;
O is for OBSESSIVE, both Sherlock and his fans;
P is for PSYCHOPATH - “NO, sociopath - do your research, man!”
Q is for “QUITE EXTRAORDINARY” (John’s attempt at flirtation?);
R is for RIDING CROPS, for kinky experimentation;
S is for SHERLOCK, bored of quiet and peace;
T is for TEXTING to taunt the police;
U is for UNRESOLVED, as in “sexual tension,”
V is for VEHEMENTLY defying convention;
W is for WAITING - “What, a YEAR between seasons?!?”
X is for EXQUISITE (Do I really need a reason?)
Y is for SCOTLAND YARD, whom Sherlock makes squeam;
Z is for ZZZZZZZZ, and porny fangirl dreams.