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Almond dragged Walnut to Starbucks, walnut cookie was trying to explain to him the fnaf lore but he decided coffee was more important than the truth of the fnaf 4 box.
Almond stood impatiently in the line while Walnut played candy crush on his phone. "Can I get a pink drink?" She looked up at him.
Fuck that. "No. You don't need sugar."
"Why not?"
"Because I said so"
"Is that just a blanket statement due to the fact you have no real statement to support your claim or is that just because you don't care enough to have any credita-"
"I will fucking punt you to mars."
"Damn, a'ight."
They finally got to the counter and Herb greeted them with a smile. "Hello, Sir! What can I get for you today?"
"A coffee."
Herb just blinked. "Well, uh, what kind of coffee? May I suggest one of our caramel-"
"REAL coffee." Almond practically barked out. "None of that fruity-cappuccino-frappe-unicorn shit."
Herb struggled to keep on the, now fake, smile as he turned to the kid beside him.
"Black coffee." Walnut translated.
"Ah, alright, and what size?"
"A large."
"We have short, tall, grande, and venti."
"The largest one."
"Venti, got it, and can I have a name for your order?"
"How dare you not know my name! I keep this city's streets safe! I am Almond Cookie, I-"
"Right, Mr. Almond, your coffee will be right out in a second!"
The two waited, and almond got his coffee, starbucks lives to see another day.