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Dan groggily walked to the bathroom and flipped the light switch. He jolted at the sight of himself on the mirror then his expression shifted into being unimpressed.
“This better not be permanent, Tommy.” Dan called out as he stared at his face filled with polka dots and a linear mustache.
“Umm…”
The mischief inked into the boy’s voice made him nervous. Dan quickly soaped his face and vigorously rubbed his face.
A pause…
“TOMMY!!!!”
Tommy’s parents pointed out that there are couple of sitters that they hired that seem to give up on their job because of how rowdy and unruly Tommy is. Like the boy is really intending to make them quite their job. Dan being a youtuber with children as his fans, seem to be used to it? Dan didn’t know if that is a valid argument… He had dealt with kids before but he could probably give Tommy credit. The sitters before him may have such little patience to deal with a kid pulling their hair, spots on their face with -permanent- marker, sudden and constant disappearance of their phone or stuff Tommy sees as cool, having to carry a child to bed (because the said kid is too energetic to even want to go to bed), a messy bedroom (that gets unruly almost every hour) and clinginess. Or maybe it’s just Dan who could do that… hmm…
“Don’t be fooled by it, He’s a menace.” Dan said as Tommy smiled with his biggest toothy grin at the visitors.
But he got to be honest. Those moments of carrying Tommy on his shoulders, his tiny hands on his hair and the times Tommy would peacefully nap on his chest. Dan is already fooled by it…