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1. Plausible Deniability by PinkPenguinParade

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   04 Jun 2021

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • expedient kissing
   • sometimes there’s nothing to do but kiss someone up against a wall to make everyone go away
   • dubcon
   • Maybe - Freeform
   • but Crowley is utterly into it I promise
   • please whatever you do don’t snog me against a wall again that would be just terrible
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • She/Her Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • very minor canon divergence
   • Crowley is a pine tree
   • this is not smut
   • but it's really walking a line here

   Summary

   Watching the angel pull the beer from his system was entirely too funny for Crawly to stop laughing anytime soon. Just, just the angel's face, and that little wiggle that he did, and that little pink tongue darting in and out of his mouth like he had a bad taste there, and for a moment the angel had loosened up and forgot to be concerned and self-righteous.

   “Oi, are you okay back there?” came a voice from around the corner, and suddenly Aziraphale had grabbed his robe and pulled him up, pushed him against a wall and was shoving those adorable pink lips against his own.

   It did the work that the angel had been trying to talk him through for half an hour. All the beer vaporized out of his system, turning, as far as he could tell, into steam pouring out of his ears.

   ---

   Or, Aziraphale leaves Crowley blue-balled through history

   Series

   • Part 9 of Short prompt fills

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