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Tell Me How

Summary:

Satoru has been trying to get Yuuji to date him, but all of his attempts have failed so far. With an advice from his best friend Suguru, he is willing to try one more time.

"Be simple and direct, but not overbearing."

Notes:

This was heavily influenced by a Japanese fancomic on twitter by @cdcdjyu

https://twitter.com/cdcdjyu/status/1398952738415804418/photo/1

The most adorable, fluffiest, and funniest GoYuu comic I've seen so far. Please give them a like and a retweet!

This fanfic is a very close depiction of the comic, but not an exact one. Nonetheless, you can kind of get the idea of the dialog on the comic.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

"You like me, don't you?"

 

Silence echoed around the room as Satoru stood in front of the first years, looking down at Itadori Yuuji.

 

"Yes?" Yuuji responded with uncertainty.

 

"Just when I thought we would have a nice and quiet lunch," Nobara sighed and sipped on her drink. Megumi had decided to ignore the enigma that was Gojo Satoru and continued munching on his lunch quietly.

 

"Ha! I knew it," Satoru proclaimed and turned around to walk out of the first year's classroom.

 

"Why did you have to go and inflate his ego even more," Nobara flicked Yuuji on his forehead. Yuuji let out a small "Ow" but Nobara just ignored him. "What do you even like about that guy?"

 

"Well, Gojo-senpai is handsome and he is the strongest," Yuuji replied.

 

"Anything else?"

 

"Hmm, he is kind and has nice eyes?"

 

"Huh? Are we even talking about the same man-child? Gojo-senpai, kind?" Nobara asked. "Not even Fushiguro here who has known him the longest would ever describe him as nice."

 

Megumi simply sipped on his juice box when Nobara thumbed at him.

 

Yuuji laughed it off.

 

 

"I'll let you take me out."

 

Yuuji stood frozen in silence with Nobara and Megumi by his side. They were heading out for a mission when Satoru was returning from his own.

 

"Ok?" Yuuji answered with confusion.

 

"All right, let's go, Nitta-san is waiting for us," Nobara said as she tugged the back of Yuuji's hoodie.

 

"Well then, see you, senpai! Oh, and welcome back!" Yuuji said as he followed his friends.

 

 

"It's me and no one else, right?" Satoru said as he leaned in close to Yuuji's face.

 

"Yes?" Yuuji said, not quite understanding what his senior was asking. He had the day off and was coming back from a day of walking around Tokyo when he was stopped.

 

Satoru had just come back from a mission when he had spotted his junior in the distance. Within the blink of an eye, he was leaning into Yuuji's space.

 

"Satoru," Suguru said scoldingly as he pulled his friend back by his shoulder. "Sorry about this, Yuuji-kun."

 

"Getou-senpai! Welcome back," Yuuji greeted him. "Are you coming back from a mission?"

 

Suguru nodded. "We'll be on our way then," he said as he pushed his friend forward by his shoulders. "Let's go, Satoru. We still have a report to write."

 

 

"So, what's wrong with him today?" Shoko asked after she walked into the third year's classroom.

 

Suguru sighed as he leaned his head on his hand and stopped writing his report. On the other side of the room, closer to the window, was Satoru slumped over on the desk. There was a cloud of gloom hanging over him.

 

"It's just the usual, don't get him started again," Suguru explained.

 

"Are you sure? It looks like he got his heart broken for sure this time," Shoko said. She took a seat in front of Suguru, facing the gloomier side of the room.

 

Satoru seemed to deflate even more at her words and the cloud of gloom intensified.

 

"Shoko," Suguru chided.

 

With a loud bang, Satoru slammed his hands against the desk and stood straight up. He turned towards his friends and started marching over in long strides.

 

"I don't get it," he started as he spun a chair around and sat down leaning over the back of the chair. "I tried everything. He even said he likes me! I mean it's me, how could anyone not like me?"

 

Suguru put his hand over Shoko's mouth before she could say anything.

 

"I don't get what I'm doing wrong!" Satoru yelled after ranting out his frustrations.

 

Suguru sighed at his friend's despair.

 

"I think you are overthinking it," Suguru said. "Start simple, you have to convey your feelings first. Tell him you like him. Be direct, but don't be overbearing."

 

Satoru took those words to heart and silently thought through it.

 

Simple and direct, but not overbearing.

 

Convey his feelings.

 

 

"Let's get married."

 

"Not again," Nobara groaned quietly. Megumi thought the same in his mind.

 

"W-what's wrong, senpai?" Yuuji asked.

 

"All right, I'm out," Nobara said.

 

"We're leaving first," Megumi said.

 

"Eh? Um," Yuuji looked wary as his friends walked away. He looked back to his senior who was still staring at him intently. "So, marriage? Senpai, are you getting married?"

 

Satoru stared at him in silence.

 

He heaved a big sigh before slumping down into a crouch.

 

"Gojo-senpai?" Yuuji asked with worry. "Are you feeling ok? Does your stomach hurt?"

 

Yuuji crouched down and tried to look at the other's eyes.

 

"Haahh," Satoru exhaled loudly as he ruffled his hair roughly in frustration. "Whatever."

 

Yuuji, still crouched in front of him with his hands on his knees, just looked at him with curious eyes.

 

Satoru placed his hands on top of Yuuji's and looked at him in the eyes. "What do I have to say to make you date me?" He barreled through before Yuuji could say anything. "You see, I have never confessed to anyone before, so I don't know what to do. I have tried and tried, but it just doesn't seem to work. Suguru told me to be simple and direct, but not overbearing. To convey my feelings by telling you that I like you, but it's not that simple. I can't just simply say I like you because what I feel for you is a lot more than a simple like."

 

Satoru leaned forward.

 

"I get annoyed every time you talk to someone other than me. I get mad every time you say someone else's name other than mine. All I want is for you to keep smiling as you always do. I want to make you laugh and make you happy every day."

 

"Wait, senpa-"

 

"I want you to be by my side forever. I'm always thinking of the wonderful day when we get married, of the day when you become Gojo Yuuji. Of course, I also think of doing erotic stuff with you, too. I think of having sex with you and I imagine how good you look when I drive you mad with passion. I want to make you feel so good you forget about everything except me. Just imagining it drives me crazy and it always gets me off."

 

Yuuji was speechless as all his blood rushed to his head.

 

"But that's not all I think about. Sex is not the only thing I want with you. Even if we never have sex, that's fine, too, because as long as you are happy, I'm happy. I want to wake up to you every day, eat with you every day and sleep by your side every day. All I need is for you to be safe and happy in my arms, and nothing else. I will do anything to make that happen and to keep it that way.

 

"Suguru told me to be simple and direct, so I'll just ask you directly then. What do I have to say to make you date me? Tell me."

 

Satoru held onto Yuuji's hands tightly and looked down at the flustered boy, patiently waiting for an answer. Through his tirade, Satoru had leaned closer and closer until he was on his knees with Yuuji sitting on the ground beneath him.

 

Yuuji felt lightheaded with all the blood that had rushed to his head and he couldn't tell up from down, but one thing he knew for sure, he could not look into Satoru's eyes.

 

With all the strength he could muster and all the breath he had left in his lungs, he managed to utter out one small word. "Yes."

 

Satoru stared down at him in silence before he processed what he had heard.

 

"Yes? Yes what?!" he yelled. "What do you mean by yes? I did not even ask you a yes or no question!" Satoru pushed him down by his hands. "I asked you what do I have to say to get you to date me!"

 

"A-and as I s-said, it's a y-yes!" Yuuji replied.

 

"What do you mean by yes?! Have I not said enough? Do you want me to say more? Huh?!"

 

"N-no, please, no more," Yuuji murmured. "Anymore and I'm going to die from embarrassment."

 

Satoru continued to push him down by his hands as he tried to force an explanation out of him, uncaring of his surroundings.

 

Shoko who had been passing by had heard the last bit of their conversation. She took her phone out and speed dialed a number.

 

"Getou? Somehow, I think it's your fault that Gojo will be the cause of a sexual harassment case," Shoko said as she watched Satoru push Yuuji down onto the ground. "Or it might even be rape if this goes any further."

 

Without another word, Suguru hung up the phone.

 

Not a minute after, Shoko could hear thundering footsteps rushing towards her.

Chapter 2

Notes:

A slight extra I made up. Not part of the comic.

Chapter Text

Satoru strolled onto the school grounds with frustration after finishing his mission. It had been an easy mission as always, but he had been in a bad mood ever since his debacle with Yuuji. It had been a week since then, but he hadn't had a chance to see his crush yet since the elders decided to pile mission upon mission onto his plate.

 

He heaved a big sigh and scratched his head roughly. At least he managed to exert some of his frustrations on some unfortunate curses.

 

When he looked up towards the building, he stopped in his tracks.

 

Yuuji was sitting on the steps to the entrance seemingly waiting for someone. When he noticed Satoru in front of him, he jumped to stand up and approached him. "Gojo-senpai! Welcome back."

 

"Uh, I-I'm back," Satoru responded. He had not been expecting to see Yuuji at the entrance, much less be approached by him.

 

"Senpai, do you have some time?" Yuuji asked. Satoru didn't know what he wanted, but he nodded nonetheless; he would always have time for Yuuji. "Senpai, you said you didn't know how to confess to someone you like, right?"

 

Satoru nodded again.

 

"Well, you see, I'm not quite sure either, but I do know it is as simple as Getou-senpai said," Yuuji continued as he fiddled with the hem of his shirt nervously. "I like how Gojo-senpai is cool and strong and you are caring in your own way. I like you just the way you are," Yuuji looked into his eyes earnestly. "If it's all right with you, would you like to go on a date with me?"

 

Satoru had been distracted by Yuuji's shining eyes that it took him a couple of seconds to process his words. His blood immediately rushed to this head, coloring his face with a splash of red. He tried to cover it up with his hand, but Yuuji could still see his blush.

 

"S-sure," Satoru mumbled out.

 

"Great!" Yuuji cheered. "Is this Sunday all right?"

Notes:

I love love love this comic.

I'm absolutely dead with Yuuji's "Yes" scene on the comic and it is 100% the main reason for this fanfic depiction. His tiny little "yes" and then Satoru's explosive "YES WHAT?!" had me cracking for DAYS. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY YES?!" XD

I hope you enjoyed! And once again, please send the artist of the comic some love if you enjoyed this!

https://twitter.com/cdcdjyu/status/1398952738415804418/photo/1

Thank you for reading!