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This should've never happened. Chuuya shouldn't have been so careless.
He couldn't stop cursing himself as he sat up, teeth sinking on his lower lips, eyes looking everywhere but in front of him and his brain was working at its fullest capacity to think of excuses.
Fuck, he'll never hear the end of this, will he?
"What's with that look!?" Was all he could say as he tried to slap away that ugly smugness on that ugly mackerel's face. "Stop. Looking. At. Me. Like. That!" Which only earned him a laugh, very similar to the voice of Chuuya's favourite villain character.
Oh, the situation, you ask? Nothing serious, just Chuuya being the dramatic little princess he is (Dazai's words, not mine).
It was a peaceful evening. Perfect for a nap and Chuuya had received a message which told him that his fiance wouldn't be coming home until later that night.
What's better than a little music to accompany his sleep? Listening to the characters your favourite voice actor voices, apparently.
And that's exactly what Chuuya had playing on his phone as he plugged in his earphone; 4 hours of Dazai Osamu's character voice compilation could be seen playing through YouTube.
Disaster was when Chuuya's a blink away from his very anticipated nap. He felt one of the earbuds being tugged off his ear and he's never been more awake.
Now, he so badly wanted to sock that grinning face of the person holding onto his phone and showing him the still playing compilation videos. "Oya, what's this?" None other than Dazai Osamu himself, in the flesh.
"... It's an auto play." Very dumb. Yes, he knew.
"Mhm, then Chuuya must've been watching other videos relating to me for this to come up in your next play." Fucking smartass.
"I was listening to other voice actors."
"Should we check Chuuya's history then?" Dazai hummed, tapping away on the phone only to have it snatched by the rightful owner.
"Why would you do that, asshole? Don't you know about privacy?" Chuuya growled, exiting the app and putting his phone away.
"I saw Chuuya in his most embarrassing state already, what more do you have to hide from me? I already saw Chuuya begging to get fucked, there's this one time Chuu wet himsel-"
"Alright, STOP!" Dazai did. "And stop grinning at me like that, I swear to God!"
The brunet chuckled. "And you said you hate my voice."
That got the older one frowning and ever so quietly, he mumbled under his breath : "I never said that."
"My! How great it is to know that I'll be having such a supportive wife!"
"W-Wife- Wha- Why are you here anyway!? Didn't you say you won't be home until midnight!?"
Dazai climbed up the bed, draping arms and legs all over the smaller male as he made himself comfortable. "Oh, that? I lied."
"Why, you-!"
"I know Chuuya's been listening to me and I just wanted to catch you in the act." Was muttered right to his ear, accompanied by a very irritating air blow.
"Y-You absolute sorry excuse of human being!"