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1. Riptide by AccioMjolnir

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jun 2021

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Harry Potter
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Idiots in Love
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Draco Malfoy
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Meddling Friends
   • Theo Nott is a Meddling Menace
   • Sex
   • Public Snogging
   • Gossip
   • Pining Hermione Granger
   • Pining Draco Malfoy
   • Picture Theo Holding Up Two Dolls And Making Them Kiss
   • The word 'fun' does so much heavy lifting here
   • Neurotic Internal Monologuing
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Penetrative Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Fluff

   Summary

   What happens when two complete idiots who are madly in love with each other are too ridiculous to just fucking talk about it? Elaborate and unnecessary fake dating schemes that barely hide the truth from everyone but themselves, that's what happens.

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