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Years ago when I was younger a war broke out. It was between the humans and the citizens of bikini bottom. I'm not like other people. I'm half wolf and I'm half demon. I was bullied in school before helping Mr.krabs with the war when I got older. Crawling out of bed I quickly got to my feet and got dressed in my work uniform and looked in the mirror making sure I looked ready for the day. My ears twitched as I walked out of the bathroom and out of the door heading to Spongebob's house.
I walked down the street to Spongebob’s house. I walk with him to work every day. I would join squidward as well but he insists on us not joining him. I walked up to spongebob's house and knocked on the door three times and waited there patiently for him to come out , a minute later he came out from the door.
“Hello Y/N! Are you ready for work”? Spongebob said happily as we walked down the road.
“Of course”! I replied happily, smiling widely as I looked over at him. Spongebob has always been nice to me and helped me when it was needed. He was overall so helpful but I love both him and squidward tentacles- but i cant date them both or choose between them. What am I supposed to do!? I must have zoned out because I was snapped back into reality by being poked, “oh i'm sorry-” i apologized.
“Oh it's fine! Whatcha thinking about”? He asked me as I felt my face heat up and flush red.
“I..um it's nothing.” I stuttered out shaking my hands in a dismissive manner to try and change the subject.
“Suree.. Who are you thinking about! Come on it has to be a crush”! Spongebob exclaimed gleefully as my ears went back and my tail was tucked between my legs. “Oh come on! It's nothing to be ashamed of”! He said, trying to comfort me. I was not about to admit to my crush on him right here and now, plus I'm half demon and wolf! Who would ever love that!?
“Well um..” god i got to think of something quickly “i don't like anyone! I was just thinking of pasta”! Not that dumb-
“Ah! Pasta is a great dish! I prefer krabby patties though”! He smiled widely and skipped down the road to the krusty krab. He easily sped ahead of me and met me at the door.
As I walked inside I looked over at my beloved squidward who was reading the communist manifesto. Spongebob and I both headed into the kitchen where I would clean and he would cook for the customers.
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As time passed i got quite bored and work was quite slow today so i left the kitchen and went to squidward. “What are you reading”? I asked him.
“The communist manifesto.” squidward replied his voice void of emotion as he didn't even look up from his book to look at me. “Aren't you supposed to be working”? He raised an eyebrow before looking at me slowly.
“Well it's quite slow today. So I wanted to talk to you”! I said smiling, my tail wagging happily.
“Ah.” he looked back at his book and continued to read in silence.
“Oh come on! That's all”? I looked at him and he stayed silent and continued to read his book, ignoring me completely. I hate it when I'm ignored! Why cant he see that i'm different like spongebob! Why won't he notice me!? I grabbed the book from his hands quickly to be met with a hateful stare.
“Give me my book back.” he said sternly looking at me as i slowly handed him the book back and he snatched it from my hands. “And I know you like me. It's obvious since you keep fighting over picking me or spongebob.” squidward said, i gasped loudly my face going red from embarrassment. How could he have known! Am I that obvious? Does Spongebob know? “I like spongebob. I like you two but I like spongebob as well.” squidward admitted to me, i gasped loudly getting spongebob's attention seeing as he rushed out the kitchen door and to us both.
“You like y/n and i”? Spongebob practically yelled, causing Squidward to shush him to try and keep it a secret.
“I like both of you though! How am I supposed to choose”! I cried as spongebob and squidward looked at me.
“Well you could date both of us! I like you to y/n”! Spongebob said, bringing me into a big hug.
“I'm fine with that.” squidward said as spongebob and I saw a smile grow on his face faintly.