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Narrator
Way way back many centuries ago,
Not long after the Time Lords began
Jodie lived in her TARDIS,
A fine example of a changeable woman.
Jodie, Jodie and selves,
Saving the universe from all sorts of villains.
Jodie, Jodie and selves,
Spent all of their days travelling with humans.
Jodie was the centre of a whole new universe
Thanks to the number of selves that she knew
She was also known as the Doctor, but most of the time
Her other selves just called her Who.
Jodie, Jodie and selves,
Saving everyone, everywhen.
Jodie, Jodie and selves,
Great chaps, the lot of them.
William was the eldest of the Doctors
With Patrick and Jon the next in line
Tom and Peter with Sylvester and Paul
Chris and David took the total to nine
Jodie, Jodie and selves,
Matt and Peter again, which leaves only one
Jodie, Jodie and selves,
Colin - Jodie's favourite self
Jodie, Jodie and selves
Jodie, Jodie and selves
Jodie, Jodie and selves
Jodie
Colin was quite my favourite life
I never really loved another, not even my wife
And Colin was my joy because
He reminded me of me
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Jodie felt like she was Colin born again
Loved him, praised him, gave him all she could, but then
It made the rest feel second best
And even if they were -
Doctors
Being told we're also-rans
Does not makes us Colin fans
But where we really missed the boat is
We're great guys but no-one seems to notice
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Colin's charm and winning smile
Failed to slay them in the aisle
And Jodie couldn't see the danger
She could not imagine any danger
She just saw in Colin all her dreams come true.
Jodie showed the world she loved that pixie
Made it clear that Colin was the special Sixie
Mostly because of that coat
A multi-coloured coat
Doctors
Colin's coat was elegant,
The cut was fine
The tasteful style was the
Ultimate in good design
And this is why it caught the eye
A king would stop and stare
And when Colin tried it on
He knew his cricket white days were gone
Such a dazzling coat of many colours
How he loved his coat of many colours
In a class above the rest
It even went well with his vest
Such a stunning coat of many colours
How he loved his coat of many colours
It was red and yellow and green and brown and
Blue
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The other Doctors weren't
Too pleased with what they saw
Doctors
We have never liked him
All that much before
And now this coat
Has got our goat
We feel life is unfair
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And when Colin graced the scene
His selves turned a shade of green
His astounding clothing took the biscuit
Quite the smoothest person in the district
Colin
I look handsome, I look smart
I am a walking work of art
Such a dazzling coat of colours
How I love my coat of many colours
It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue