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“There’s only one bed,” Matt says, frowning. “Why would we want to live somewhere with one bed if we aren’t actually together?”
There’s a small crowd gathered around him in the middle of this party that he went to without Foggy despite his best instincts. It took people about a beer and a half before they decided to try to get him to admit that he’s part of a wacky sitcom plot to get better housing.
“There’s nothing wrong with two heterosexual men cuddling,” Diane says. “Don’t be homophobic.”
“I’m not. . .I’m literally married to a man,” Matt says, laughing. “Who I sleep in the same bed with. Because we’re married.”