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Charasuke woke up with a massive headache. He racked his brain for answers and he remembered that he was ambushed by a group of ninjas and was knocked unconscious when he witnessed a blinding white light. He stood up from the ground groggily and looked around. The place looked like Konoha, albeit a bit modern. Charasuke may have been a flirt but he was not a stupid. He knew it wasn't his Konoha. He was transported here from his own dimension by those rogue ninjas. He checked his pockets and found the scroll inside it and released sigh of relief. He started walking around the place. Till then, he found that the place was nice.
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Sarada, Boruto and the other ninjas were in the training grounds practicing for their upcoming Chunin exams. Sarada was happy because her father was back in Konoha. She looked at side to talk to Sumire and said, "The last mission was too difficult."
Sumire nodded and Boruto interrupted by saying, "C'mon Sarada, geez, it wasn't too difficult. It was challenging, dattebasa."
Sarada looked exasperatedly at her boyfriend and heard a "troublesome" from Shikadai. For the first time, Sarada agreed that Boruto was actually too troublesome.
"Boruto baka, it was your fault that our mission became difficult."
"Saradaaaaaaaa", Boruto whined and continued, "It wasn't my fault that idiot was flirting with you."
"Hmph" Sarada snorted but she couldn’t help but think that Boruto was protective of her.
"Okay, geez. Let's go watch a movie together. I heard a new movie came out. It is a date, 'ttebasa."
Boruto had a huge grin on his face and Sarada smiled at him. Both of them were trying not to blush.
Inojin cleared his throat from the side and said, "Can we go too?"
"No, I just said it was a date, 'ttebasa."
All the genins chuckled at him including Sarada. He pulled Sarada's arms and started walking away from them.
They kept walking while talking to each when suddenly Boruto stopped and Sarada slammed to his back. Sarada let out an "ouch" and hit his head.
"Itai. Sarada, look there. What is Uncle Sasuke doing there?"
Hearing her father's name, Sarada looked to where Boruto was pointing at. The man who was standing, indeed resembled his father but he looked younger? How is that even possible? What was with his clothes? If she squinted at him, she could see two arms. Her father never had two arms.
She looked at him and muttered under her breath, "What is Papa doing here?" She looked at Boruto and said, "Come Boruto let’s see."
Sarada went to Charasuke and tapped his shoulder. She was shocked to see a huge grin on her father's face. This was so not her father. Her father never smiled like such an idiot. He looked behind him with a "hm".
"HEY. Papa, how can you flirt with other women when you have Mama. What is with this new look?"
Charasuke grinned at him and gave a flashy tooth pose which would put Rock Lee to shame. Sarada tried not to blush at this. She knew her father was handsome but blushing at him was wrong at so many levels.
Charasuke looked at her and said, "Oh hey Princess. It seems like you are already my big fan. How flattered I am!"
Sarada had a disgusted look on her face but before she could continue, Boruto came in between them and said, "Oi. I don't care if you are my sensei or not. You can't flirt with my girlfriend. Back off."
Charasuke rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly and said, "Oops, sorry. But she is cute." Charasuke winked at her and her face flushed red.
Boruto tackled him on the ground while shouting, "WHY YOU JERKKKKK."
Sarada pulled him back and restricted him from lunging at Charasuke again. Meanwhile, Charasuke got up from the ground and dusted his clothes. She walked away from him while muttering about "weird young fathers"
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"Tadaima, mama."
"Okaeri, Sara-chan. Wash your hands."
"Yes mama."
She sat at the table and waited till Sakura came back. She relayed what she saw outside to her. Sakura listened to her with rapt attention and looked confused when she heard about the 'young and flirty Sasuke'.
"Okay wait Sara-chan. You are telling me you met a young Sasuke-kun who was flirting with everyone."
"Yes mama, it was so weird seeing Papa like that."
Sakura put a finger on her chin and mused, "A younger Sasuke who loves to flirt around. Wait, that sounds like..."
Before she could continue, Sasuke entered the room and yawned. He looked at Sarada and nodded at her. She nodded back at him as a greeting. She went to her father and looked at him close with a "Hmm" and a finger on her chin. The man looked similar to her father.
"Is there anything on my face, Sarada?"
"Hmm, grumpy." She pointed a finger at him and continued, "You are my father."
Sasuke looked at her for a minute and said, "Of course I am your father. I thought we already made that clear. What's wrong with you?"
"Well first of all, I just saw someone who looked like you but younger. Also, he was flirting with women."
Sasuke looked her incredulously and said, "Younger me? Younger me flirting?"
"Papa, it was very weird."
Sakura sighed from behind them. Sarada and Sasuke looked at her. She looked at them and said, "I can't remember his name. It is at the tip of my tongue but I can't remember."
"Mama, you know him?"
Sasuke frowned at her and said, "How come you know him?"
"I guess."
"And you kept it from me? Why?"
Sarada rubbed her temples and said, "Papaaaaaaa. Not this again."
Sasuke looked at her and muttered a 'Tsk'.
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Sarada's stomach grumbled and her face turned red due to embarrassment. Sakura chuckled at this and patted her daughter's head and said, "C'mon, let’s go to the new sushi place near the Hokage tower."
Sarada's smile widened at this and she quickly went outside with her parents. When they reached the sushi place, Sarada saw the strange man who looked like his father. She tugged her father's sleeves and said, "Look Papa", she pointed a finger at Charasuke and continued, "That is the weird man who looks like you."
Sasuke and Sakura looked at the man and Sakura suddenly remembered him. She looked at him and said, "OH. Now I remember. He's Charasuke. He's a playboy from a different dimension."
Sasuke looked at her with a confused expression and said, "Charasuke? Playboy? What do you mean?"
"Hehe well you see, he is from another dimension where Naruto and I went to by mistake. It was a weird dimension. Everyone had the opposite personalities."
"How come I didn’t know about this"
"I believe you were still with Orochimaru during that time."
Sasuke rubbed his temples and wished he was dreaming.
Sarada looked at her father, then to her mother and then back to her father. She finally broke the silence, "Mama, why is that weird papa here?"
"We have to talk to him."
Meanwhile, Charasuke stopped whistling when he saw his way blocked by three people. He looked at them, grinned and broke the silence, "My my what do we have here? A grumpy man who looks like me and the cute princess from before."
He looked at Sakura from top to bottom before he let out a whistle and said, "And my dear Sakura. You look gorgeous, my lady."
He took out a rose from his pocket and was about to hand it over to Sakura when a seething Sasuke yelled out "AMATERASU" and the rose caught fire.
Sasuke stepped forward and gripped the collar of his other 'weird, young" version and said, "What do you think you are doing?"
"Huh. I was trying to compliment this lovely woman. What is your excuse?"
"WHATS MY EXCUSE!!??? You are flirting with my wife, you imbecile."
"Ohhhhhhhh. What a shame lovely Sakura married you. She could have married me but instead married the grumpy adult me who wants to kill me."
An angry vein popped on Sasuke's forehead and his left eyebrow started twitching. Sarada and Sakura knew that Sasuke was at his limits and it would be seconds before he would kill Charasuke.
Their predictions came true when Sasuke started chasing Charasuke. Sasuke turned on his Mangekyo and yelled, "SUSANOO."
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At the Hokage Tower:
"The Kazekage sent the treaty back and appreciated the medical facilities," Shikamaru drawled with a lazy yawn.
Naruto sat in his chair and nodded his head.
"SUSANOO." At Sasuke's angry yell, Naruto and Shikamaru looked outside the window and saw the purple armour of Sasuke's Susanoo.
Naruto widened his eyes and panicked, "Susanoo. Must be Sasuke. That means an enemy is in the village."
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Sasuke seethed with rage and chased Charasuke.
"C'mon man, your wife is super duper hot."
"DON'T CALL MY WIFE HOT."
"So, can I call her honey? Or sweetheart? Man, take a chill pill."
From a restaurant, Sarada and Sakura sighed at the same time and said, "Here we go again."
Naruto shunshined his way near Sasuke and Charasuke and asked, "I saw a Susanoo from my office. Is there any problem?"
Sarada went to him and said, "There is a love enemy."
"Huh?"
Seeing his confused expression, Sarada pointed a finger where Sasuke and Charasuke were fighting. Naruto followed her finger and his eyes got widened at what he saw. Charasuke.
"W-WHAT THE HELL. THAT IS CHARASUKE. THE SASUKE FROM THE WEIRD DIMENSION. HOW DID HE COME HERE?"
Sakura rubbed her headache to ease the incoming headache and said, "Stop shouting Naruto."
Naruto flash stepped beside them and pulled them away.
Charasuke offered Naruto a dazzling smile and Naruto shuddered inwardly. It was weird seeing someone like Sasuke smile. Charasuke looked at him and said, "Blondie, thanks for saving me. This grumpy old me was trying to kill for flirting with his wife."
"WHY YOU SON-" Before Sasuke could lunge at him again, Sakura pulled him back. Sasuke mumbled something unintelligible and looked away with a small pout.
Sarada could finally understand what happened so she said, "Wait so this weird papa is from another dimension. How did he come here?"
Everyone looked at Charasuke for answers. Seeing everyone's questioning gazes, Charasuke shrugged his shoulders and said that he had no idea how he came here. Naruto rubbed the back of his neck and wished he could get back to his house and have a good nap. Being Hokage wasn't enjoyable at all. His younger self was an overambitious kid.
"So why the papa of the other dimension is such a playboy?"
Charasuke looked at her and winked. He said, "'Cause I am hot and sexy."
Sarada winced at this and turned to her papa who was muttering underneath hi breath about "stupid assholes" whom he would "kill with amaterasu."
Sasuke turned his death glare to Charasuke when he said, "So we will be meeting often, Koneko-chan." Sasuke's glare intensified when he saw Charasuke winking at Sakura who was looking away awkwardly.
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The Uchiha family went back to their house after ordering some takeouts. Sarada went back to her room to study about the Katon jutsu. Sasuke sat on the sofa and turned on the TV while Sakura was going the laundry.
Sakura hummed aight tune under her breath while folding the clothes when someone tapped the glass window. She opened the window and saw Charasuke outside.
Charasuke grinned at her, gave her a red rose and drawled out a lazy, "My Koneko-chan~"
"KYAAAAAHHHHHH."
After hearing Sakura shout, Sasuke rushed to the place from where she shouted. He looked at her and saw Charasuke sitting on the windowsill. His raging temper came back again and he bellowed out, "YOUUUUU. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO WITH MY WIFE? GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL KILL YOU THIS TIME."
"Oops. I came back to say a hello."
Sasuke kept glaring at him till he left the place.
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At night:
"Sakura."
"Hmm."
"Sarada is asleep."
"Mm." She continued kissing him and letting out small moans of pleasure.
Before they could continue their "intimate activities", they heard a "Oh I see, you are quite a tiger in bed, Koneko-chan."
Both of them faced the window and saw Charasuke sitting on the windowsill. Sasuke quickly covered his wife and turned his Mangekyo Sharingan-ed glare to him.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Ah i forgot. Blondie said that I will be staying here."
"WHAAATTTTTTT!!!????"
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At the Hokage Mansion,
A knock was heard at 11.57 pm. Boruto went to the door while grumbling about people who knock Hokage's house so late at night. He opened the door and saw Sasuke standing outside. He could feel the dark aura emitting from him and chills ran down his spine.
"Uncle Sasuke? Are you here because Sarada and me-"
"No. You are saved for now."
"Eh..."
Hinata came from behind him and saw Sasuke standing outside, "Sasuke-san, do you want to talk to Naruto?"
He nodded his head and went to Naruto and Hinata's room where Naruto was sleeping. He was mumbling about "ramen" and "hinata" in his sleep. Sasuke kicked Naruto and he fell down from the bed with a thud.
He woke up in an instant and shouted, "Borutooooooo, you brat. What was that for?"
He rubbed his head and saw Boruto standing near the bed. That means he didn’t push him. He turned his head and came face to face to Sasuke.
"Sasuke?"
"Hn."
"What happened?"
"Why did you ask that asshole to stay in my house?"
"Well teme, hehehehe. He is 'you' afterall so I thought he would have wanted to stay near Sakura-chan. By the way, if you are here, isn't he alone with Sakura-chan now?"
"Don't worry about that. I locked him up in the closet. Don't try to change the topic. Tell me why did you send the fucker to my house? WITH MY FAMILY?"
Naruto rubbed his back nervously and said, "We don't know if he has any other motive. You can understand if he has any ill intentions if he stays with you?"
At this Boruto interrupted, "I don't like this idea at all. That weirdo flirts with Sarada-chan too. I don’t agree to this."
Sasuke turned his dark gaze to Boruto and asked, "Flirt? With Sarada?"
"W-well yeah."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes on him and asked once again, "What does it have to do with you?"
Boruto could feel drops of sweat running down his back. He chuckled nervously and said, "W-well she's m-my teammate. I-I am looking o-out for her. Hehe."
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Sakura mused out loud at the table during breakfast, "Seems like everyone is busy today. I will make a big dinner today."
Sarada piped in, "Mama, I will help you too."
Charasuke interrupted, "We three. Can't leave all the work to the pretty ladies here."
Sasuke narrowed his glare at Charasuke and said, "No you won't. You will stay outside the house."
Sarada looked at her father and said, "Papa you have been grumpy throughout the week."
With his glare still focused on Charasuke, he replied, "Because of some asshole."
Sasuke looked out and Sarada said once again, "Papaaaaa, stop being grumpy."
Sasuke mumbled grumpily and ate his food. At least Sakura didn't forget to add the tomatoes inside the onigiri.
Charasuke got up from the chair and said, "See you ladies and "other me".
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"Damn Sarada, I will never get tired of this fried squid."
Sarada chuckled and said, "Yeah I know. They are your favourite. But I noticed something else. Boruto, you have become like second papa."
"Second Sasuke sensei? Come on, I am not grumpy like Uncle Sasuke."
Sarada noticed the pout on his face and continued, "So who made you upset, Boruto?"
"Hmph, I don't like how that 'other sensei' flirts with you."
"Huh? What do you mean 'flirting with me’?"
"Sarada, he fucking calls you "his princess"."
"So? Papa calls me princess too."
"You are not understanding. This is different. This is a younger version of sensei. And he is weird."
Sarada smirked at him and said, "Boruto, you are jealous~"
Boruto looked away with a pout and said, "I am not jealous."
"Yes, you are. I can see you pout."
"So what? I am you boyfriend. I don't like when other guys flirt with you. You are my girlfriend for Kami's sake."
Sarada's eyes softened and he started blushing at his declaration. She leaned closer to him and was about to kiss him when someone came from behind them and said, "So you chose the blondie over me?"
Sarada and Boruto turned around to see Charasuke lurking around. He looked around and nodded to himself in appreciation.
Sarada dropped her head between her hands and Boruto's blood was boiling with rage. He was about to kiss his girlfriend just before Charasuke interrupted them.
Boruto went to him and pointed a finger at him, "YOU! WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"
"Oh, did I interrupt something? Nice place for couples." With this, he walked away while Boruto silently wanted to kill this man.
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After a failed kiss, courtesy of one Charasuke, Sarada was going back to her house when he saw a black and pink blur running past her. She couldn't comprehend what happened.
On her way back home, she saw some girls looking at a poster. She took a close look at it through her Sharingan and saw a poster of Charasuke with a rose in his hand. She raised her one dark eyebrow but shrugged it off and went back home. On her way back, she suddenly came to the realization that the pink blur was her mother and the black blur may have been her father or Charasuke. She rushed back home.
"Tadaima." She intoned breathlessly. She saw Sasuke coming out from the kitchen.
"Okaeri."
"Papa I have a good and a bad news."
Sasuke raised a fine dark eyebrow and replied, "First tell the good one."
"Papa, the weird you became famous among the girls."
Sasuke nodded his head and said, "Okay. And what is the bad news?"
"He probably took Mama with him."
Sasuke retained his defensive position and rushed out of the house with Sarada in tow.
"CHARASUKEEEEE." The whole Konoha heard Sasuke shouting and anyone who was on his way backed away from his deadly aura.
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"Hey, where are you taking me?" Sakura questioned Charasuke who was pulling her by her hand.
"Koneko-chan, don't you like spending time with me? We are going to a romantic place."
They soon reached a skyscraper which was also the most expensive restaurant in Konoha. Charasuke greeted rhe receptionist and went to the top floor with Sakura.
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Sasuke and Sarada reached the skyscraper and went inside.
Sasuke went to the receptionist and asked her, "Did you see anyone who looks like me but is younger than me?"
The receptionist started trembling and replied, "H-hai, they went inside few minutes back."
Sasuke nodded his head and the Uchiha-duo walked to the lift.
"Papa, isn't this the most expensive dining place?"
"Hn. It is."
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"So why did you bring me here, Charasuke?"
"Because I wanted to spend time with you."
"Oh."
After few minutes of silence, Charasuke started speaking, "It gets too lonely in my dimension. I don't want to be lonely there. You may think I am a nuisance here but I just want people to notice me. I want to be close to them."
A sad smile crossed across Sakura's lips and she asked him to continue.
"I wanted your attention because I saw the other me here. He is so happy. He has a big house, a beautiful wife and a pretty daughter. I feel.... jealous of him."
"Oh Charasuke. Try to find happiness in your dimension. You are like Sasuke when he was young. He had nobody after his clan was murdered. He had gone through a lot. But he had friends who supported him. You can find such people too in your place."
"Awwww Koneko-chan, you are too sweet. ARIGATO." He took her hand and placed a chaste kiss on it.
"O-okay, that’s nothing."
"You are too kind. Please accept these roses." He took out two roses and was about to give it to her when he heard a familiar voice.
"I DON'T THINK SO. AMATERASU."
"Man, what is with you and my roses. There goes another of my rose. Grumpy pants."
"So did I interrupt your "dinner"?" Sasuke looked at Charasuke angrily.
"Yup you did. And to think that I would have proposed if you hadn't come here. Man."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU CAN'T PROPOSE MY WIFE."
"Listen other grumpier, older me. To be honest, I really enjoyed spending my time with Sakura. She understands my feelings and makes me happy."
Sasuke went and grabbed his collar and held him close to his face.
"Listen Charasuke. Even if you are me from the other world, there is only one Sasuke in this world which is me. You are a trouble. First, you took my home, then my daughter and now my wife. I will not tolerate anymore."
Before he could continue his fight, Sakura pulled him away and said, "Anata, please let him go."
Sasuke looked her angrily and said, "Oh so you are on HIS SIDE now. I am your husband, damnit."
"No, he is doing to get attention. He feels lonely at his place."
Sasuke softened his glare by a fraction and instead asked, "Lonely?"
"Yeah, he is just like you. He does not have any family or friends. Let him go, ne?"
"I am doing this because Sakura asked me too." Sasuke sighed and moved away from him.
"Man, I have to give it to the other me that you have a sassy wife. ARIGATO KONEKO-CHAN. " Charasuke looked at her and grinned.
"SUSANOO."
Sasuke started chasing Charasuke once again while Charasuke ran away with a shriek.
"WHAT PART OF "DO NOT CALL MY WIFE HOT" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. COME HERE, ASSHOLE."
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Sarada and Sakura sat down on the chairs and looked below the window.
"Seems like everything is sorted out."
"I guess...."
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Naruto summoned the Uchiha family at his house.
"Great news guys. Finally, Charasuke can go back to his dimension."
"Arigato Blondie. As much as I want to stay here, I still want to go back to my dimension."
Sasuke had an expression of pure bliss for a second but he focused his glare on Charasuke once again. "Good, the sooner he leaves, the better it is."
Sakura hits his arms and gasps. Sasuke looked away mumbling grumpily with a pout.
Boruto and Sarada were present in the room too. Boruto broke the silence in the room by saying, "Yeah, I agree with sensei. The sooner he leaves, the better it is."
Sarada stomped his foot and he yelped with an indignant "Ouch". She looked away from him and smiled sheepishly at everyone's curious glances.
Naruto decided to speak about Charasuke as it was better than the incoming fight. He sighed and began to think about his life decisions once again. "Okay enough with it. The portal has been reopened where Charasuke appeared in the beginning."
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Everyone reached the park where the portal was open.
"Here we go."
Charasuke looked at the Uchiha family and said, "Arigato Blondie. I enjoyed staying here. Farewell till then and Koneko-chan-"
He took Sakura's hand and placed a chaste kiss on top of it.
Sakura blushed and said, "Take care, Charasuke."
"WHY YOU-" Before Sasuke could jump on him, Sarada grabbed his cloak.
"Papa, breath in, breath out. He will be gone in a few minutes."
Sasuke looked at his daughter and sighed. She was correct. It was useless to start a fight.
"Also, see you later, cute princess." Charasuke patted Sarada head.
"U-uh"
Boruto started shouting, "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SARADA? I WILL-"
Sasuke looked him curiously and asked, "Your Sarada? He dares what?"
"U-um, Sasuke-san, I meant our Sarada. I am her b-best teammate a-afterall, hehe."
Sasuke nodded but wasn't satisfied with his answer. But he let him go this time. He knew his princess had affections for Boruto. He won't punish him.... much.
Seeing the tension around, Charasuke broke the silence, "So Koneko-chan and my princess. You can come visit. You have overprotective males here."
"THAT'S IT."
"WHY YOU WEIRDO. COME HERE."
Boruto and Sasuke said at the same time and looked at each other.
Before Sasuke and Boruto could kill him, Charasuke jumped inside the portal with a "JA NE~"
Sasuke and Boruto stopped when they realized that there was an empty space where Charasuke stood.
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"I was about to chidori his ass"
"I was about to Rasengan him to oblivion."
From the background, Sakura and Sarada sighed at the same time and chucked nervously.
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The Uchiha family went back to their house and sat down tiredly.
Sarada had a question in her mind for her father so she asked him, "So papa, the other you is not so grumpy and is a playboy in the other world?"
Sasuke felt offended at being described as grumpy. He wasn't grumpy. Sure, he didn't like to smile or talk to people.
"Sarada, don't you have training?"
Sarada and Sakura giggled seeing him try to change the discussion.
"Papa, I know you are trying to change the topic. You are embarrassed."
Sasuke looked at Sakura and asked her, "So Sakura, mind telling me how you met him?"
Sarada rubbed her temples and muttered, "Here we go again."
Sasuke looked at his daughter and said with a flat tone, "Mind telling me about you and Dobe's Dobe son?"
Sarada rushed to the door and went out for training with a “Ja ne".
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