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    “My bestest roommate and friend in the world, the light of my life-”

    “What did you do?” Xiao asks.

    “So you know how I sometimes spend time at home doing nothing and I say I have a day off from work?”

    Xiao crosses his arms. “Yes?”

    “Don’t get mad.” He doesn’t like the skeptical look Xiao gives him.

    “I feel like I should get mad.”

    “I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend at the museum’s holiday party that’s happening in a month because I may or may not have used an imaginary boyfriend as an excuse to take sick days for the past few months so I could be a vegetable at home because I’m burned out?”

    “What the fuck.”

    Venti suffers the consequences for taking sick days to pretend to take care of a sick imaginary boyfriend in the form of his coworkers' curiosities. But thankfully he can just ask Xiao, his best friend and roommate, to pretend to be his boyfriend for him, right?

    (What? Venti's deeply in love with Xiao? Nah, it'll be fine.)

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