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Crack Crack Crack
A normal person would not think of crack as often as Deku did. However, there were no normal people housed in the U.A. dorms.
His hand twitched as he scribbled in his hero notebook, his 69th. Niceeeeeee, went his inner Joseph Joestar.
It was about midnight and Deku was still writing about a hero. They had taken Japan, no, the world by storm. When he said 'they' he meant her thighs . Of course, the rabbit hero Mirko could be the only hero he was talking about. All jokes aside, even if there were none, she was a great hero. Deku had started having team-up missions recently and secretly openly hoped to get paired with her.
Deku inhaled slowly, trying to relax so he could get back to his 'work'. As he breathed in the smoke. Smoke?
Jumping out of his chair he powered up one for all. His pencil had fallen onto the blue carpet of his room and his notebook had gained a large pencil mark on it. Was there an enemy quirk user?
"OI DEKUUUU, WHERES MY SUPER-SUIT?", A angry Pomeranian hero in training screeched.
"K-kacchan, welcome into my cavern...your suit is-uh."
"DOn'T loOk in that!", Deku screamed running to Bakugo and grabbing his hand.
Bakugo opened the drawer, a grin plastered on his face. Inside was a 4-pound bag of crack.
"LIsTeN it's not what it looks like! You see Ochaco left that here when she came over.", He nervously cackled.
Not taking chances, after all, it could be his super suit, he bit into the plastic bag. The bag fell to the ground as Bakugo inhaled 4 pounds of crack cocaine. He stood still, frozen in place as Deku stared on in fear. He needed that.
How could he get more? He needed money, money he did not get from writing his fanfictions about All Might x All Might. Organs. Bakugo had those. They were easy money, a couple thousand at least.
Tentatively, Deku approached the frozen Bakugo. The plan was simple, take his meaty innards. He needed to move him into a bathtub first, but after that it was fine. It was late enough for most people to not be up. He could easily sneak into the dorm bathroom.
As Deku mauled over his plan a gargled screech rang through his ears.