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“Once upon a time there was a dick known as Nagito Komaeda who tried to blow up the school all because of a test,” Ichino said, dropping into the desk in front of Kiriko.
“Ichino darling, you can’t say that to the headmaster.” Kiriko said lightly, patting his back.
“Well who the hell made that rule!”
“I think it started at some point when Munakata was incharge because some kid he knew got into a fight and one of the members cursed a lot in front of the old headmaster while explaining.” All eyes turned to Tsubasa who was sitting on the ground next to Komaeda. After a few seconds Shoji spoke up, “Tsubasa how in the ever loving fuck do you know this.” Tsubasa turned to Shouji.
“First off luggage we just talked about this, secondly Ms. Yukizome is a resource, use her.” She said, looking smug.
“So you just walked up to her and asked her about it?” Murasame asked, looking more confused than ever.
Tsubasa giggled before replying, “No silly, I'm in her Home EC club with Sonia, and Rurika, also Nagito has been there before because he was a taste tester, but anyway a few weeks ago we were making a cake and while we were waiting for it to cook we asked her questions about her time here!” Everyone gaped at her.
“If it counts for anything I wasn’t only there for taste testing I also learned knitting!” Nagito piped up. Tsubasa looked over to him excitedly, “You were there for knitting too!?!” They continued to chat excitedly about knitting while everyone else watched in shock.
“Wait a minute, you mean to tell us that you get info from Ms. Yukizome and you know Komeda personally from the home EC club where he was to only learn knitting and be a test tester?!” Tomohiko shouted looking between the two. Nagito looked at him, “Yeah, in basic terms.” Shoji stared at him. “Again. What. The. Fuck.” Nagito looked away from Tsubasa, “And as Tsubasa just said, language.” ‘Japanese!’ was shouted back at him.
they continued shouting back an forth until the bell rang and everyone hurried to class. Tsubasa looked at Nagito shouting out a quick, ‘See you later’ before running to class. Nagito headed back to his class a small smile on his face.