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When they stubbled into their bedroom at 5 AM, Nicky threw most of his clothes on the floor and didn't care about the rest before jumping into bed. Joe, on the other hand, was trying to fold his pants nicely, as always, without realizing he still was wearing them.
Joe: "Nicolò, you do know I luuurve you. I loave you, what I'm trying to say is that I luff you so much."
Nicky: "And I luff you, too, but go to sleep now. You're drunk, and there are four hours until you have to go to work."
Actually, there were only two hours to work, but Luff was still in the air, which meant Joe didn't care about, that he was almost an hour late for work.