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Running Security Protocol:
Scanned: 1142575224/1142575224 Items.
Running Secondary Diagnostic:
Systems Operating At Peak Efficiency.
Secure Link Established, UNAUTHORISED ACCESS DETECTED.
User [Administrator] please enter authorisation code:
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Confirmed: Access Granted. Running Designated Operation:
Creating [UnderCity Chat Network]
[Administrator] added to [UnderCity Chat Network].
[Administrator] renamed [Olivia].
Running Security Updates…
Connecting to [UndercityX-01-Comm-Hub].
Adding users based on [Credentials] logged in [UndercityX-01-Comm-Hub]
Diverting to AI control – Adding new user [C4NDY5KU77].
[C4NDY5KU77] signing in [All Users].
[C4NDY5KU77]: Greetings Pendejos. Welcome to the UnderCity Chat Network, lets try to act like normal people!
[Hana]: We all know that’s not happening. Anyways why do we now have a City wide chatroom?
[Olivia]: Gabe’s idea, he wanted the old people to get with the times.
[Ana]: I have been with the times for a while.
[Fareeha]: You leaned about Emojis last month Mom.
[Ana]: :)
[Olivia]: Aww cute, you taught your mom the internet.
[Reinhardt]: THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
[Olivia]: Do you have Caps on or have you broken your keyboard again?
[Reinhardt]: I DO NOT KNOW COULD YOU COME AND CHECK?
[Brigitte]: I will check Liv, don’t worry.
[Olivia]: <3
[Emily]: Hey Aunty, you on here?
[Moira]: Unfortunately…
[Piper]: Aww don’t be like that mom! This could be fun :D
[Emily]: Don’t be a sourpuss!
[Moira]:
[Olivia]: LOL
[Hana]: Please adopt me, you can be Meme Mom.
[Moira]: Why does this chatroom have no leave function.
[Olivia]: It’s linked to the citizen registry!
[Hana]:
[Gabriel]: I am regretting this already.
[Jack]: I voted against it.
[Olivia]: You vote against everything cause you’re boring.
[Jack]: No I am not, I am just sensible.
[Hana]:
[Emily]: NINE-NINE!
[Piper]: NINE-NINE!
[Jack]: I am not boring!
[Olivia]: NINE-NINE!
[Genji]: You are infact boring.
[Jack]: I could have you fired for that as your Elder.
[Genji]: I am a vampire, Reinhardt is my Elder.
[Jack]: …
[Hanzo]: Besides Moira does your job for you, we all know it.
[Genji]: This is true.
[Jack]: I do not like this idea.
[Reinhardt]: OUR ROLE IS TO MAKE THE COMMUNITY A BETTER PLACE.
[Gabriel]: Jack at least try to not be a grouch.
[Olivia]: @[C4NDY5KU77] Rename [Jack] to [Oscar]
[C4NDY5KU77] renamed [Jack] to [Oscar]
[Oscar]: …. I hate this.
[Emily]: What a shame we love it!
[Hana]: Yup!