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(21 JUNE 2021)
(sammy opened a new groupchat and added 5 other people)
yaz: no
(yaz left the group)
sammy: NO
sammy: COME BACK
darius: welp they are gone
(sammy added yaz)
sammy: now they are not
sammy: anyway hii
brooklyn: HOW DID U GET MY NUMBER
sammy: i didn't i randomly entered it
kenji: why are u famous
brooklyn: NO
brooklyn: anyway uh sammy
brooklyn: whats with the gc
ben: i was asking the same
sammy: I JUST WANTED SOME INTERNET FRIENDS SO I JUST RANDOMLY ADDED U GUYS
ben: do u know the phrase "stranger danger"
sammy: HAHA GOOD JOKE
darius: do u always type in all caps
sammy: YEAH ALL THE TIME
kenji: oh boy
yaz: no offense but i really don't have time for this
sammy: NO YAZ
sammy: if thats your name
yaz: short for yasmina yeah
sammy: ANYWAY DON'T LEAVE
sammy: THIS WILL BE FUN
brooklyn: well i agree
brooklyn: i don't have much friends irl
brooklyn: except for my followers
brooklyn: oh fuck
kenji: SO U ARE FAMOUS
brooklyn: meh just 1k followers on youtube
darius: WHAT
darius: thats so cool
ben: yeah ig
darius: i have a gaming channel but its meh
brooklyn: no thats great
kenji: I LOVE GAMING TOO
darius: do u have a channel
kenji: well no but might as well call myself famous
sammy: OOH HOW
kenji: meh my dad is loaded so thats that
darius: i've got a question
darius: is anyone here straight?
sammy: NOPE
yaz: no.
brooklyn: NO
kenji: im not straight
kenji: wow this is the first time i ever said that out loud
sammy: AWW SEE THIS GROUP IS BECOMING SMTH SPECIAL ALREADY
yaz: yeah i guess
ben: yeah its maybe not that bad
darius: agreed
darius: also how is it 2 am already
ben: WAIT IT IS
ben: i thought it was way early
yaz: i have practise tomorrow i gotta sleep
sammy: OOH WHAT PRACTISE
yaz: track
yaz: i run
kenji: hm
(kenji changed yaz's name to "sonic)
sonic: SHURT UP
sammy: SHURT
brooklyn: SHURT
kenji: SHURT
sonic: THE SLANDER
sonic: ew being social has changed me
sammy: IN A GOOD WAY RIGHT
sonic: eh
sonic: anyway gn
darius: ALRIGHT WHO WANTS TO PLAY MARIO KART ONLINE
kenji: YES
brooklyn: im in
sammy: OOOH I HAVE NEVER PLAYED ONE BEFORE SOMEONE TEACH ME
brooklyn: DO U HAVE NINTENDO
sammy: yeah my sister amy plays on it
ben: i don't know how to play it too
ben: i prefer board games
kenji: BOOORING
kenji. but ok we'll teach you
sammy: WOO
ben: oh god i think im falling asleep
kenji: WHAT ARE U FIVE
ben: im 14 dumbass
kenji: ITS THE WEEKEND OF THE FIRST WEEK OF SUMMER DUDE
kenji: HAVE FUN LET LOOSE AND DON'T SLEEP
ben: fine
brooklyn: OK I PRIV TEXTED SAMMY AND TAUGHT HER HOW TO PLAY
sammy: IT SOUNDS FUN
kenji: HELL YEAH I GOT WALUIGI
darius: i claimed the cat one
kenji: BEN COME ON
kenji: DO U WANT ME TO PRIV MESSAGE YOU
ben: YES THE SCREEN WON'T OPEN
kenji: oh god
darius: im regretting talking in this gc in the first place /j
brooklyn: LMAO SAME
sammy: WHATEVER I STILL AM GLAD I OPENED THIS
kenji: GUYS FOCUS ON THE GAME