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Katsuki stared crossed at the face that he's hated since elementary school. "Why is he here?"
"You two must date." Mitsuki smiled as she patted Izuku's back. "So have fun."
"With what?" Izuku sits up slightly returning the glare Katsuki was sending his way.
"Your date." Masaru smiled kissing Katsuki's cheek.
"What date?" Katsuki and Izuku shouted as they stared up at their parents.
"This one, "Inko smiled kissing Izuku's temple. "It starts now... you will chat, drink, eat, giggle~ until the restaurant closes."
"Forget it, I'm leaving!"Izuku grabbed at his coat as the situation sunk into Katsuki's conscience.
"Me too!" Katsuki had finally understood.
"If either of you leaves this restaurant, which you can't then both of you will have to live together until you are forced to find the other attractive," Hisashi states glaring down at the pair.
Katsuki stared at Izuku and then groaned, "Mooooom!"
"Dad, come on!"Izuku tugged at the black-haired man's suit desperately.
"How will you even know when we leave?" Katsuki crossed his arms huffing out his frustration.
"The security guards, darling."Inko smiled down at him.
"We own the restaurant, brat." Mitsuki bucked towards Katsuki who flinched away with a flick of his tongue.
"Happy dating!" The boys stared as their parents chatted as they walked out of the restaurant before staring at each other.
"Excuse me?" Izuku raised his hand, with a small smile towards the waitress.
"Yeah?"She smiled staring down with a flush as Izuku smile up at her.
"My date and I were wondering if you have a flight of stairs we could throw ourselves down." He smiles wholeheartedly as she stares over at the blonde's permanent scowl with a tsk.
They had finally ordered and Katsuki was in full throttle ready to choke out the man in front of him. He eats like a vacuum at this point, sucking up the liquid with the most obnoxious of sounds.
"NO!"Katsuki's eyes twitched as he stabbed his pasta with a clink, "Worst night ever.!"
"You think I'm enjoying this date, cause I'm not!"Izuku placed down his spoon leaning back in his chair, exasperated.
"Then let's not talk!"Katsuki said avoiding his eyes as he twirled more alfredo around his fork.
"Fine!"Izuku said grabbing at the garlic bread, before staring at the blonde again. "You know-" Katsuki groaned, hitting his head against the table. "There is no good reason that you and I, wouldn't be able to sit here and have a conversation!"
Katsuki sits up and glares, "I have a good reason!"
"Which is?" Izuku raised his brow as he rolled his eyes.
"I don't like you!"He slammed his hand down as Izuku glared.
"Really..? You can't find one good thing about me?" Izuku looked down twirling at his hands.
"I like when you're sad..."Izuku face-palmed.
Izuku sighed staring at the spot of sauce, resting on the blonde's puffed cheeks."Ok.. try again. Reach deep down into your twisted bitter soul and see if you can find anything nice to say about me."
Katsuki tapped his chin before averting his eyes back down to his forgotten meal. "Ahhh...ok. Your singing isn't awful."
"Thanks so much" Izuku rolled his eyes smiling slightly.
"Now say something nice about me."Katsuki stared at him with eyes like a doll. Pure innocence..
"Sure,"Izuku pondered before looking back at him, "I admire how you are never afraid to say what you think."
Katsuki huffs, "That's stupid!"
"See?" Izuku smiles through the question."Now your turn again."
Katsuki looks away, with a slight blush. "I guess some people might say that from certain angles, your attractive." Izuku chuckles, using his finger to wipe off the sauce, Katsuki was yet to notice.
"You could say I'm attractive...!" Katsuki whispered.
"You are pretty..." Katsuki looked up at him, blushing up to his ears. "Attractive... your pretty attractive from certain angles" Izuku clears his throat, taking a sip of water.
"Don't fall for me midoriya.."Izuku stares at him as he takes another sip of water, "I'll break your cute little heart." The blush on his cheeks was now replaced with a smirk that didn't fit his features, in Izuku's opinion.
"Cute..?" Izuku glares at the smiling blonde.
"I heard you haven't got over that brown-haired girl." Katsuki places his head in his hands with a small smirk.
"Mmhmm, that's what they say.. is this your attempt at getting me angry?" Izuku chuckled while clenching his fists.
"Whatever." Katsuki sighed out at his failed attempt.
"It's my turn.."
He perks up at that and glares at him before scoffing, "As if you know me wel-" Katsuki's breathe hitched as a picture with a red-headed male wrapped around someone else's figure with his face cut off was shoved into his face."So what? You don't know if it's Kiri-"
"You wanna see the full pic?" Katsuki scowls but averts his eyes.
"No." He glares back staring into his emerald eyes after hearing him chuckle.
"You sure?" Bakugou clenched his jaw shut before he felt the sharp quelling of pain raise in his chest. "Here.. I'll send you it."
"I said no, asshole!" He stared up at the smirking boy who had obviously won the game.
"That was easier than I thought.."Izuku looked down at his phone before taking another loud sip of his soup.
"W-whatever." Katsuki stared down at the notification clenching his eyes as he pressed it whimpering softly. "Who is that?"
"Hmm-? Woah!" Izuku stared at the blonde, who had pink eyes with glistening tears with specks on mascara wrapping around his flushed cheeks and pouted lips. His soft whimpered almost clenched all the admiration out of Izuku's heart instantly. "What is this? Is this your first relationship or something?" Izuku gripped his jeans as he blushed up to the ear at the blonde's sniffles.
"Yeah, it is. So what?" Katsuki wiped at his eyes as he looked away, his pout deepening.
"What...? Seriously?" Izuku stared up.
"Just shut up. Go fuck the waitress in the bathroom of something." Izuku grimaced before placing a fist on his chin, leaning against the table exhausted.
"Why are you taking it out on me?" Izuku watched as he pondered it.
"Cause you're the only fucking one here." The soft scream, made Izuku struggle to hold in a laugh.
"Shit happens alright." Izuku tried and failed.
"ShIt HaPpENs ALRIght...?" Izuku rolled his eyes before smacking a solid finger against the sad boy's forehead.
"Oh, so now you mocking me?" Izuku watches as the boy holds his forehead before running off like a spoiled child. "Whatever."
Katsuki was now looking at himself closely, with cracked lips, blemished skin, and a weird-shaped body.
He looked back at the photo before sending it to him, the red-haired devil himself, who immediately replied with a rebuttal but Katsuki grunted out before sending a selfie with his puffy eyes and his tongue stuck out with the captions, 'On a Date!' He immediately got a response but Katsuki simply typed a 'Thanks for the upgrade!', before shutting off his phone.
Katsuki walked back only to groan.
"You are so cute..!" The small girl twirled her badly dyed pink hair around her finger with a small smile.
"Thank you!" Izuku chuckled back. Katsuki walked back to the restroom, grabbing at the contents in his bag. Applying small amounts of gloss, cleaning up his eyeliner and mascara before finishing it off with soft blush.
He strutted out of the bathroom, with a small scowl.
"Excuse me, can you move?" Katsuki rested a hand on his hip as he smiled sweetly down at the now peeved girl.
"Sorry, can you just find another seat?"Katsuki couldn't believe what he just heard.
"The fuc-"Katsuki couldn't help but laugh before smiling softly. "Sure!" He walks towards the confused freckled boy, sitting down on his lap crossing his legs leaning on the table staring at the girl with a glare.
"Darling, he's taken" Katsuki held onto Izuku's tie before kissing his cheek softly before looking back at the girl who continued to argue with him.
"I'm yours huh?" Izuku sat back watching the two quarrel.